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LLOYD    GEORGE    by    M^     PUNCH 


"THE    CHEF." 
Too  many  Broths  don't  spoil  this  Cook. 


[Mav  iS,  I02I.1 


LLOYD    GEORGE  by 

JVl  '    r  U  IN  (^  O      With  an  Introduction 
by  W.   ALGERNON   LOCKER    ^      ^      ^ 


"TWELFTH    NIGHTJ"   (Jan.  6). 
Ur.  Lioyd  Geoige  {as  MalvoUo).    "Fool,  there  was  never  man  so  notoriously 

abused." — Act  IV',  Scene  2. 

[Jan.  7,  1914.] 


GASSELL   &   COMPANY,    LIMITED 

LONDON,   NEW  YORK,   TORONTO  AND  MELBOURNE 

1922 


By  arrangement  with  the  Proprietors  of  PUNCH 


LLOYD  GEORGE  by   W-  PUNCH 


^  INTRODUCTION 

"^[GT   everyone,    happily,    accepts    the 
^  ^  cynical  aphorism  "  Call  no  man  happy 
until  he   is   dead";   but   "Call  no  man 
famous  until  he  has  figured  in  a  Punch 
cartoon  "  is  a  statement  to  which  most 
of  us  would  be   prepared   to   subscribe. 
During  the  past  eighty-one  years  all  the 
prominent  figures  of  British  political  life 
have   been   the   subject   of   Mr.    Punch's 
usually  genial  but  always  satirical  pencil. 
Most  of  them  enjoyed  the  joke  ;   the  late 
Lord  Goschen  once  congratulated  himself 
in  a  public  speech  on  having  "  attained 
to  the  highest  ambition  which  a  states- 
man can  reach — ^namely  to  have  a  cartoon 
in  Punch  all  to  himself."     The  only  not- 
able exception  was  Lord  Brougham,  who 
complained  that  Punch's  portraits  of  him  did  not  do  him  justice.     He  received 
appropriate  punishment,  for  when  "  Dicky  "  Doyle  designed  the  famous  cover, 
still  in  use,  he  gave  the  mask  which  is  dragged  in  the  mire  in  front  of  Mr. 
Punch  the  features  of  Brougham,  and  so  made  him  a  permanent  laughing- 
stock. 

I  do  not  pretend  to  know  the  Prime  Minister's  private  opinion,  but,  as 
no  one  has  ever  accused  him  of  lacking  a  sense  of  humour,  I  imagine  that 
he  rather  likes  being  caricatured,  and  that  it  was  a  proud  day  for  him  when 
his  portrait  first  appeared  in  Punch.  That  was  on  December  12th,  1900, 
in  the  little  picture  reproduced  above,  which  was  prompted  by  his  vigorous 
attacks  upon  Mr.  Joseph  Chamberlain  in  connexion  with  the  South  African 
War.  He  did  not  attain  the  Goschen  standard  and  have  a  full  page  all  to 
himself  until  nearly  six  years  later,  when  he  had  already  been  nearly  sixteen 
years  in  the  House  of  Commons. 

The  reason  for  this  comparatively  late  arrival  into  the  centre  of  the  political 
stage  of  a  man  who  has  since  occupied  it  almost  exclusively  is  perhaps  to  be 
found  in  the  circumstances  of  his  birth  and  upbringing.     David  Lloyd  George 


Ll-yd  G-rge  and  the  Dragon ! 
The  fir  it  drawing  of  Mr,  Lloyd  George  in  "  Punch.'' 

[Dec.  12,  1900.] 


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Inlrodnction 

was  born  in  Manchester,  on  January  i/tli,  1863.  His  father  was  W'ilUam 
George,  a  National  school-teacher,  who  a  year  or  two  later,  for  reasons  of 
health,  resigned  his  post,  and  took  a  small  farm  at  Haverfordwest,  in  his 
nati\'e  Soutli  Wales.  The  young  parents  had  a  hard  struggle  for  a  few  months, 
and  then  William  George  died  of  pneumonia.  Mrs.  George  was  obliged  to 
give  up  the  farm  and  sell  off  her  furniture  in  order  to  pay  the  debts.  Then 
she  wrote  to  her  brother,  Richard  Lloyd,  who  was  the  village  cobbler  at 
Llanystumdwy,  near  Criccieth,  in  North  Wales. 

Richard  Llo^'d  was  a  hero.  He  invited  his  sister  and  her  two  little  boys 
to  share  his  tiny  cottage,  and  thenceforward  devoted  his  life  to  their  welfare. 
David  speedily  showed  the  stuff  that  was  in  him.  Full  of  mischief,  and  not 
particularly  industrious,  he  nevertheless,  as  one  of  his  biographers  puts  it, 
"  just  soaked  up  knowledge  as  a  sponge  soaks  up  water,"  and  was  always 
at  the  top  of  his  class  in  the  village  school.  The  story  of  how  he  headed  a 
revolt  of  his  schoolfellows  against  the  established  practice  of  going  to  church 
on  Ash  Wednesday  to  recite  the  Catechism  has  often  been  told.  The  obliga- 
tion to  "  order  myself  lowly  and  reverently  before  my  betters  "  can  never 
have  made  much  appeal  to  him. 

Had  he  been  bom  twenty  years  later,  so  clever  and  enterprising  a  boy 
would,  aided  by  scholarships,  have  proceeded  via  the  secondary  school  to  a 
University,  and  thence  to  a  post  in  the  Civil  Service,  or  would  have  carved 
out  a  career  for  himself  at  the  Bar,  or  in  journalism.  Someone  has  said  of 
him  that  he  would  have  made  "  a  splendid  leader-writer."  But  there  were 
few  scholarships  for  elementary  schoolboys  in  those  days,  and  none  of  the 
local  magnates  had  the  foresight  to  provide  for  his  higher  education,  and 
thereby,  perhaps,  to  change  the  current  of  his  thoughts  and  save  the  landed 
interest  from  its  bitterest  foe. 

It  was  left  to  the  Radical  Nonconformist  cobbler  to  provide  for  his  promis- 
ing nephew's  future.  He  determined  that  David  should  become  a  solicitor. 
From  his  scanty  savings  he  furnished  the  fees  for  the  necessary  examinations, 
and — a  still  more  remarkable  proof  of  devotion — set  himself  to  acquire  the 
elements  of  French  and  Latin  in  order  to  help  his  ■protege  to  pass  them. 

At  fourteen  the  lad  passed  the  preliminary  examination  of  the  Incorporated 
Law  Society  (in  wliose  hall  his  portrait  now  hangs)  ;  two  years  later  he  was 
articled  ;  and  at  twenty-one  he  was  admitted  to  the  roll.  The  resources  of 
the  family  had  been  so  exhausted  that  the  newly-fledged  solicitor  had  to  go 
into  an  office  and  earn  the  three  guineas  necessary  for  his  official  robe. 

He  took  a  little  cfiice  at  the  neighbouring  town  of  Criccieth,  and  soon 
attracted  clients.  His  powers  of  speech,  developed  in  the  village  smithy  at 
Llanystumdwy  and  in  the  debating-society  at  Portmadoc,  were  already  known 
throughout  the  country-side.  Persons  charged  with  petty  offences  at  the 
police-courts  found  that  Lawyer  George,  whatever  the  merits  of  the  case, 
could  always  be  relied  upon  to  put  up  a  good  light,  and  that  he  was  not  to 
be  overawed  by  any  browbeating  on  the  part  of  the  Bench.  In  one  much- 
quoted  instance,  when  defending  four  men  charged  with  poaching,  he  objected 
so  strongly  to  their  being  tried  by  local  landowners  that  he  drove  them, 


Introduction 

Chairman  and  all,  from  the  Bench.  In  another,  dealing  with  the  right  of 
Nonconformists  to  burial  in  a  Church  of  England  graveyard,  he  challenged 
the  ruling  of  the  County  Court  judge,  and  appealed  to  a  divisional  court  in 
London,  where  Lord  Chief  Justice  Coleridge  and  another  judge  decided  in 
his  favour.     He  was  then  twenty-five. 

This  triumph  made  him  famous  throughout  the  length  and  breadth  of 
Wales.  It  was  felt  that  his  fighting  qualities  demanded  a  wider  sphere  of 
action.  First  he  was  co-opted  as  an  Alderman  of  the  newly-elected  Carnarvon- 
shire County  Council ;  next  he  was  selected  as  prospective  Liberal  candidate 
for  the  Carnarvon  Boroughs,  then  held  by  a  Conservative. 

But  the  most  important  event  of  this  annus  mirahilis  (1888)  was  his 
marriage  to  Miss  Margaret  Owen,  the  pretty  daughter  of  a  local  farmer. 
It  was  a  union  of  minds  as  well  as  hearts.  Matrimony,  which  so  often 
stifles  ambition,  in  this  case  only  served  to  strengthen  it.  As  one  of  his 
biographers  puts  it,  "  his  vision  began  to  spread  over  the  general  field  of 
politics  instead  of  remaining  exclusively,  as  hitherto,  fixed  upon  projects 
of  special  interest  to  Wales."  For  the  time  being,  however,  his  political 
activity  was  chiefly  devoted  to  the  campaign  for  Welsh  Disestablishment. 
The  principal  defender  of  the  Church  in  Wales  was  the  Bishop  of  St.  Asaph 
(now  Archbishop  of  Wales).  A  good  story  is  told  of  how  Mr.  Lloyd  George, 
who  had  been  brought  down  to  speak  in  a  certain  district  where  Dr.  Edwards 
was  thought  to  wield  too  much  influence,  was  introduced  by  the  Chairman 
of  the  meeting  in  the  following  words  : — "  The  Bishop  of  St.  Asaph  has  been 
speaking  against  us,  and  we  all  know  that  he  is  a  very  great  liar.  Thank 
God  we  have  a  match  for  him  here  to-night  in  Mr.  Lloyd  George." 

In  the  spring  of  1890  an  unexpected  vacancy  occurred  in  the  Carnarvon 
Boroughs,  and  in  the  ensuing  by-election  Mr.  Lloyd  George,  although  opposed 
by  the  local  squire,  was  successful.  His  majority  was  only  18,  but  narrow 
though  it  was,  like  Mercutio's  wound,  it  served.  The  new  member  took  his 
seat  in  the  House  of  Commons  on  April  17th,  1890.  I  wonder  whether  as 
he  took  the  oath  he  remembered  the  entry  that  he  had  made  in  his  diary 
ten  years  before  while  on  a  visit  to  London  : — "  Went  to  Houses  of  Parlia- 
ment. Very  much  disappointed  with  them  ...  I  will  not  say  I  eyed  the 
assembly  in  the  spirit  in  which  William  the  Conqueror  eyed  England  on  his 
visit  to  Edward  the  Confessor — as  the  region  of  his  future  domain.  O  vanity  !  " 
At  any  rate,  he  was  wisely  in  no  great  hurry  to  begin  his  conquest,  and  it  was 
nearly  two  months  before  he  made  his  maiden  speech.  It  was  pronounced  a 
success  by  his  friends  in  the  House,  but  attracted  little  attention  outside. 

During  the  remaining  two  years  of  the  Salisbury  Parliament  Mr.  Lloyd 
George  was  content,  for  the  most  part,  with  watching  his  fellow-members 
and  learning  the  manners  and  customs  of  the  House.  Some  of  his  impressions 
were  recorded  in  the  Parliamentary  letters  which  he  contributed  to  one  of 
the  Welsh  newspapers,  but  neither  at  this  nor  any  other  time  did  he  show  much 
taste  for  writing.  His  preference  was  always  for  the  spoken  rather  than 
the  written  word.  At  the  General  Election  of  1892  he  was  again  returned 
by  the  Carnarvon  Boroughs,  with  the  increased  majority  of  196. 


Ijiiroditction 

Mr.  Gladstone  had  returned  to  office,  but  hardly  to  power,  for  his  majority 
was  only  40,  and  was  composed  of  such  heterogeneous  elements  as  Irish 
Nationalists  (mainly  Roman  Catholics)  and  Welsh  Disestablishers  (mainly 
extreme  Protestants).  The  young  Member  for  Carnarvon  was  a  supporter 
of  Home  Rule  for  Ireland  on  the  general  principle  of  justice  to  small  nation- 
alities, but  his  first  love  was  Disestablishment.  He  saw  no  reason  why  it 
should  be  thrust  into  the  background,  and  did  not  scruple  to  tackle  the  Grand 
Old  Man  himself — though  fifty  years  his  senior  in  age  and  Parliamentary 
experience — for  what  he  considered  his  dilatorincss  in  this  matter. 

His  real  chance  came  after  the  General  Election  of  1895.  Nearly  a  hun- 
dred Liberal  seats  were  lost,  but  he  held  his  own  in  Carnarvon  Boroughs, 
again  with  a  slightly  increased  majority.  His  vigorous  attacks  on  the  policy 
of  the  new  Unionist  Government  soon  brought  him  into  notice.  At  the 
end  of  1896  Sir  Henry  Lucy  wrote  in  his  "  Diary  of  the  Salisbury  Parlia- 
ment "  : — "  The  nearest  approach  to  the  establishment  of  a  new  reputation 
is  found  in  the  case  of  Mr.  Lloyd  George.  Early  in  his  career  he  suffered 
from  the  indiscretion  of  an  enthusiastic  countryman  who  hailed  him  as  '  the 
Welsh  Parnell.'  In  endeavouring  to  live  up  to  this  mark  Mr.  Lloyd  George 
succeeded  in  obscuring  what  the  House  has  this  Session  recognized  as  sterling 
qualities  in  debate."  In  fact  he  was  developing  from  a  "  parochial  "  into 
an  "  Imperial  "  politician.  Visits  which  he  made  during  this  Parliament 
to  South  America  and  Canada  probably  helped  to  hasten  the  process,  for, 
as  Kipling  says,  "  What  do  they  know  of  England  who  only  England  know  ?  " 
With  the  instinct  of  the  born  fighter  Mr.  Lloyd  George  chose  the  strongest 
man  in  the  Government  as  the  main  object  of  his  attacks.  i\Ir.  Joseph 
Chamberlain,  the  Colonial  Secretary,  was  then  at  the  zenith  of  his  powers, 
and  did  not  spare  those  who  opposed  his  South  African  policy.  But 
the  young  Welsh  champion,  though  often  "  downed,"  was  never  "  knocked 
out." 

When  the  Boer  War  broke  out  he  was  in  Canada.  He  hastened  home, 
and  was  shocked  to  find  that  the  war  appeared  to  be  popular,  and  that  all 
the  recognized  leaders  of  the  Liberal  Party  were  either  approving  or  in- 
different. Having  convinced  himself  that  the  Boers  were  a  small  nation 
rightly  struggling  to  be  free,  and  that  this  was  in  his  own  phrase  "  a  war 
of  plunder,"  he  set  himself  to  convince  the  rest  of  his  countrymen.  At  a 
scries  of  meetings  throughout  the  kingdom  he  denounced  the  war  as  an 
infamy.  With  courage  almost  suicidal  he  proposed  to  hold  a  meeting  in  Mr. 
Chamberlain's  own  bailiwick,  and  was  compelled  to  flee  for  his  life  (disguised 
as  a  policeman)  from  the  attentions  of  the  Brummagem  "  toughs."  His 
agitation  resulted  in  his  becoming  for  the  time  being  the  most  unpopular 
man  in  England,  but  also  one  of  the  best-known. 

The  first  drawing  of  him  in  Punch,  as  has  already  been  noted,  dates  from 
this  period.  His  next  appearance  was  in  January,  1902,  when  in  "  Parlia- 
mentary Indians  "  (a  drawing  which  for  technical  reasons  has  not  been  re- 
produced) he  was  represented  as  a  young  "  brave  "  adorning  an  old  Chief 
(Sir  H.   Campbell-Bannerman)   with  "  stop-the-war  paint."     On  July  29th, 


IntrodiLction 

1903,  he  appeared  for  the  first  time  in  a  cartoon.  It  represented  ParHament 
as  the  "  Old  Woman  Who  Lived  in  a  Shoe  "  lamenting  over  the  number 
of  "  groups  "  into  which  the  historic  parties  had  been  split.  On  this  occasion 
Mr.  Punch,  though  doubtless  accurate  in  depicting  the  actual  state  of  affairs, 
cannot  be  said  to  have  shown  his  usual  "  intelligent  anticipation  of  events 
before  they  occur,"  for  Mr.  Lloyd  George  is  shown  waving  an  anti-Imperialist 
banner. 

From  this  time  forward  the  fissures  in  the  Unionist  Party  consequent 
upon  the  Tariff  Reform  campaign  began  to  widen,  and  to  encourage  the 
Liberals'  hopes  of  a  return  to  office.  A  cartoon  on  January  25th,  1905, 
represented  Mr.  Balfour  as  weary  of  the  burdens  of  the  Premiership,  and 
Messrs.  Lloyd  George  and  Winston  Churchill  as  "  Ready  to  Oblige"  by  taking 
them  over.  But  the  demise  of  the  Balfour  Administration  was  delayed, 
and  in  April  we  see  the  Member  for  Carnarvon  as  one  of  a  group  of  expectant 
"  Mourners  Out  of  Employment." 

At  last,  however,  the  end  came.  In  December,  1905,  Mr.  Balfour  resigned, 
and  Sir  Henry  Campbell-Bannerman  was  invited  to  form  an  Administration. 
Like  Mr.  Chamberlain  in  1880,  Mr.  Lloyd  George  had  made  himself  too  pro- 
minent to  be  overlooked,  and  by  an  interesting  coincidence  he  was  given 
the  same  office,  the  Presidency  of  the  Board  of  Trade.  Mr.  Punch  seized 
the  opportunity  (January  3rd,  1906)  to  depict  him  in  levee-dress. 

There  was  some  shaking  of  heads  among  old-fashioned  Liberals  at  the 
promotion  of  one  whom  they  regarded  as  a  firebrand.  But  their  fears  were 
quickly  dissipated.  The  new  Minister,  who  had  been  so  fiery  in  Opposition, 
was  suave  and  courteous  on  the  Treasury  Bench.  With  characteristic  energy 
he  set  himself  to  master  the  machinery  of  his  Department,  and  soon  showed 
by  his  answers  to  "  supplementary  "  questions — the  great  test  of  callow 
Ministers — that  he  had  succeeded  in  his  task.  Out  of  office  he  had  expressed 
strong  views  regarding  what  he  considered  the  undue  influence  exercised 
by  permanent  officials  on  Governmental  policy  ;  but  he  got  on  very  well 
^^'ith  his  own  staff,  despite  his  rather  unconventional  methods  of  adminis- 
tration. For  example,  when  there  was  a  railway  accident  at  Shrewsbury 
in  which  twenty  people  were  killed,  he  insisted  on  accompanying  the  Board 
of  Trade  Inspector  to  the  scene  of  the  accident,  and  himself  took  an  active 
part  in  the  official  inquiry  that  followed.  Among  the  measures  that  he 
passed  was  the  Patents  and  Designs  Act,  which  provided  inter  alia,  rather 
to  the  consternation  of  the  rigid  Free-Traders,  that  a  foreigner  must,  as 
a  condition  of  holding  a  British  patent,  manufacture  his  goods  in  this 
country.  As  its  author  said,  in  reply  to  his  Cobdenite  critics,  "  Free 
Trade  may  be  the  alpha,  but  it  is  not  the  omega,  of  Liberal  policy."  The 
Merchant  Shipping  Act  gave  British  sailors  better  food  and  healthier  con- 
ditions than  they  had  formerly  enjoyed,  and  insisted  that  foreign  ships  using 
British  ports  should  maintain  the  same  standards.  Equally  important, 
from  the  historical  point  of  view,  was  his  successful  intervention  in  a  railway 
dispute  which  threatened  to  end  in  a  universal  strike.  It  was  his  initial 
effort  in  the  role  of  conciliator,  and  it  brought  him  for  the  first  time  in  his 


Iiitroduclion 

life  the  praise  of  liis  political  opponents  {see  Cartoon,  "  The  Lubricator," 
November  13th,  1907). 

The  only  people,  indeed,  who  looked  a  little  askance  at  him  were  the 
mihtant  Nonconformists  of  Wales.  In  his  early  days  in  Parliament  he  had 
been  so  enthusiastic  in  the  cause  of  Welsh  nationalism,  and  particularly  of 
the  disestablishment  and  disendowmcnt  of  the  Church  in  Wales,  that  they 
had  apparently  expected  his  inclusion  in  the  Ministry  to  be  immediately 
followed  by  the  realization  of  their  hopes.  But  to  their  disgust  they  found 
that  Disestablishment  had  been  relegated  to  an  unknown  future,  and  that 
they  were  still  called  upon  to  pay  rates  for  the  maintenance  of  schools  in 
which  the  hated  Catechism  was  taught.  The  only  boon  their  trusted  champion 
had  been  able  to  secure  for  them  was  the  establishment  of  a  special  Welsh 
branch  in  the  Education  Department.  Mr.  Punch  evidently  thought  this 
a  remarkable  exploit,  and  on  the  strength  of  it  paid  Mr.  Lloyd  George  the 
comphment,  for  the  first  time,  of  a  cartoon  all  to  himself  {see  "  Carnarvon," 
July  25th,  1906).  But  the  Welsh  extremists  were  not  placated,  and  a  year 
later  we  see  them  (under  the  guise  of  a  goat)  trying  to  prod  their  now 
rather  reluctant  knight  into  greater  activity  against  the  Church  dragon. 

In  the  spring  of  1908  Sir  Henry  Campbell-Bannerman,  smitten  with  a 
mortal  illness,  resigned  the  Premiership,  and  was  succeeded  by  Mr.  Asquith, 
the  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer.  As  he  had  done  very  well  at  the  Exchequer 
on  the  traditional  lines  of  British  finance,  and  had  materially  reduced  the 
heavy  debt  left  by  the  South  African  War,  there  were  many  who  hoped  that  he 
would  follow  the  example  set  by  Gladstone  on  more  than  one  occasion,  and 
combine  the  Chancellorship  with  the  Premiership.  Mr.  Lloyd  George's  claims 
to  promotion  were,  however,  very  strong,  for  besides  doing  his  departmental 
work  very  well  he  had  been  the  principal  mainstay  of  the  Government's 
defence  in  the  House  of  Commons.  Not  without  some  misgivings,  we  may 
imag'ne — they  would  have  been  greater  if  Mr.  Asquith  had  foreseen  the 
future — the  Prime  Minister  offered  him  the  Chancellorship.  At  the  same  time 
Messrs.  Churchill,  McKenna,  and  Runciman  were  admitted  to  the  inner  circle 
of  the  Government  [see  "  Cabinet  Cherubs,"  April  22nd,  1908). 

Mr.  Lloyd  George's  qualifications  as  a  financier  were  at  that  time  an 
unknown  quantity,  and  perhaps  wisely  Mr.  Asquith  decided  to  introduce 
the  Budget  which  he  had  already  prepared.  For  the  most  part  it  was  of  the 
same  steady-going  character  as  its  predecessors,  but  it  contained  one  startling 
novelty — the  announcement  of  a  scheme  of  Old  Age  Pensions  for  the  aged  poor. 
This  was  a  boon  which  had  long  been  talked  about  by  both  parties — Mr 
Chamberlain  was  one  of  its  principal  supporters — but  had  hitherto  been 
deemed  impracticable  owing  to  financial  stringency.  As  the  scheme  was  not 
to  come  into  operation  until  January,  1909,  not  much  money  was  required 
for  it  in  the  current  financial  year,  but  it  involved  a  heavy  contingent  liability 
for  future  years,  for  which  Mr.  Asquith  left  his  successor  to  find  the  money. 
Mr.  Punch  hit  off  the  situation  in  a  cartoon,  "  The  Millstone,"  on  May  27th, 
1908,  the  day  before  Mr.  Lloyd  George  introduced  the  Old  Age  Pensions  Bill. 
He  returned  to  the  subject  on  August  5th,  by  which  time  the  Chancellor 


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had  made  it  clear  that  he  meant  to  find  the  necessary  money  by 
taxing  the  richer  classes,  in  a  cartoon  depicting  Mr.  Lloyd  George  as 
"  The  Philanthropic  Highwayman."  Another,  on  September  23rd,  showing 
British  trade  complaining  that  she  was  "  Not  the  bird  she  was,"  illustrated 
the  growing  anxiety  of  the  commercial  community  regarding  the  fiscal 
policy  of  the  Chancellor. 

Without  attempting  to  anticipate  the  verdict  of  liistory  I  think  it  may 
safely  be  said  that  Mr.  Lloyd  George  was  a  social  reformer  first  and  a  financier 
afterwards.  The  policy  of  all  his  predecessors  without  exception  had  been 
to  act  as  guardians  of  the  national  purse,  to  resist  to  the  uttermost  all  new 
demands  upon  it,  to  maintain  the  supervision  of  the  Treasury  over  the  spend- 
ing departments,  and  to  live  up  to  Mr.  Gladstone's  principle  of  leaving  as 
much  money  as  possible  to  fructify  in  the  pockets  of  the  taxpayer.  That, 
as  Mr.  Weedon  Grossmith  used  to  say  in  "  The  Pantomime  Rehearsal," 
was  not  Mr.  Lloyd  George's  "  conception  of  the  part."  From  his  earliest 
years  he  had  chafed  at  the  gross  inequalities  of  fortune  between  the  classes 
and  the  masses.  He  knew  that  many  of  the  poor — his  own  uncle,  for 
example — did  not  deserve  their  poverty.  He  strongly  suspected  that  a  good 
many  of  the  opulent  did  not  deserve  their  riches.  "  Most  of  the  wealth 
of  this  country,"  he  said  on  one  occasion,  "  is  accumulated  a  good  deal 
by  luck."  Now  that  he  was  in  control  of  the  nation's  finances  he  deter- 
mined to  start  redressing  the  balance.  The  ordinary  Chancellor,  faced 
with  the  necessity  of  finding  ten  or  twelve  millions  for  Old  Age  Pensions, 
would  have  contented  himself  with  imposing  taxation  to  that  extent. 
Mr.  Lloyd  George  determined  while  he  was  about  it  to  raise  a  good  deal 
more,  and  to  employ  the  balance  in  initiating  other  schemes  of  national 
benefit. 

Another  motive  influenced  his  choice  of  methods.  The  House  of  Lords 
had  long  been  a  stumbling-block  in  the  path  of  Liberal  legislation.  Already 
in  the  three  years  of  the  present  Parliament  the  Peers  had  rejected  two 
measures  of  the  first  importance — the  Education  Bill  of  1906,  and  the  Licens- 
ing Bill  of  1908  (for  Lord  Lansdowne's  attitude  see  cartoon  "  The  Handy 
Custodian,"  October  14th,  1908).  The  House  of  Lords  must  be  punished, 
and,  as  it  was  almost  a  house  of  landlords,  the  simplest  and  to  Mr.  Lloyd 
George  (whose  early  experiences  had  made  him  an  out-and-out  land  reformer) 
the  most  attractive  way  was  to  tax  their  acres.  Either  they  would  yield, 
and  so  contribute  heavily  to  the  nation's  needs,  or  they  would  resist,  and 
give  the  Liberals  an  opportunity  of  fighting  them  on  ground  much  more 
favourable  than  either  Education  or  Liquor. 

The  Chancellor  made  no  secret  of  his  general  intentions.  "  I  have  got 
to  rob  somebody's  hen-roost  next  year,"  he  had  said  in  a  much-quoted  phrase. 
The  tax-paying  classes  were  naturally  alarmed  at  the  prospect  before  them. 
Mr,  Punch  had  more  than  one  pictorial  reference  to  their  anxieties.  In  the 
frontispiece  to  his  first  half-yearly  volume  for  1909  John  Bull  was  represented 
as  a  camel,  weighed  down  with  burdens,  and  turning  a  plaintive  gaze  upon 
his  remorseless  driver,  Mr.  Lloyd  George  ;    and  in  a  cartoon  that  appeared 


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on  April  28tli,  1909,  the  eve  of  the  Budget,  the  Chancellor  was  depicted  as 
a  hungry  ogre,  the  Giant  Gorgibuster. 

There  was  a  great  scene  in  the  House  of  Commons  on  the  following 
day,  when  Mr.  Lloyd  George  rose  to  expound  his  first  Budget.  Members 
crowded  the  floor  and  the  side  galleries,  and  even  overflowed  into  the 
Strangers'  Gallery,  from  which  the  public,  owing  to  the  tactics  of  the  militant 
suffragettes,  had  been  temporarily  excluded.  The  Chancellor  looked  rather 
nervous,  as  well  he  might,  but  there  was  no  tremor  in  his  musical  voice  as 
he  began  his  examination  of  the  national  finance.  For  a  long  time  it  revealed 
notliing  more  sensational  than  that,  owing  to  the  demands  of  the  Navy 
(due  to  the  great  expansion  of  the  German  fleet)  and  of  Old  Age  Pensions, 
there  would  on  the  existing  basis  of  taxation  be  a  deficit  of  sixteen  millions. 

The  sensations  began  when  he  passed  on  to  consider  the  new  schemes  of 
national  benefit  which  the  Government  had  in  mind — the  insurance  of  work- 
men against  unemployment,  the  improvement  of  the  countryside  by  new 
methods  of  agricultural  instruction,  the  development  of  afforestation,  the 
provision  of  light  railways,  and  the  reclamation  of  land.  One  topic  after 
another  was  described  with  a  wealth  of  illustration  in  the  orator's  fascinating 
style,  and  the  cheers  that  followed  were  not  confined  to  one  side  of  the 
House.  But  after  speaking  for  about  two  hours  the  orator  began  to  falter. 
He  had  planned  his  speech  on  a  scale  that  made  too  great  a  demand  upon  his 
physical  resources,  and  seemed  on  the  point  of  breaking  down.  Mr.  Balfour, 
who  was  leading  the  Opposition,  came  to  the  rescue  with  a  suggestion  that 
the  debate  should  be  adjourned  for  half  an  hour,  and  this  was  gratefully 
accepted.  During  the  interval  members  discussed  the  speech.  A  great 
scheme — but  how  was  he  going  to  pay  for  it  ?  They  soon  found  out  when 
the  Chancellor  returned  like  a  giant  refreshed.  The  income-tax  was  raised 
from  IS.  to  IS.  2d.,  and  in  addition  a  super-tax  of  6d.  in  the  pound  was 
imposed  on  all  incomes  of  over  ;^5,ooo  a  year.  These  figures  seem  delight- 
fully small  in  these  days,  but  to  the  minds  of  the  prospective  victims  they 
appeared  terrific  thirteen  years  ago.  So  with  the  increase  in  the  death 
duties — when  Mr.  Lloyd  George  announced  that  on  estates  of  over  a  million 
the  rate  would  be  15  per  cent,  one  very  wealthy  member  could  bear  the 
strain  no  longer,  but  rose  and  left  the  House  amid  the  ironical  laughter  of 
his  neighbours.  And  that  did  not  end  the  tale.  The  tax  on  motor-cars 
w^as  sharply  raised,  so  that  even  on  a  comparatively  small  car,  as  Mr.  Punch 
noted  in  a  small  picture,  it  amounted  to  £^  8s.  So  were  the  customs  and 
excise  duties,  and  the  cost  of  liquor  licences.  This  last  impost  was  a  direct 
retort  to  the  Peers'  rejection  of  the  Licensing  Bill  the  year  before. 

Startling  as  they  were  in  amount,  there  was  nothing  particularly  novel 
in  these  changes  :  they  were  simply  an  extension  on  the  lines  laid  down  by 
previous  Chancellors.  The  really  original  feature  of  the  Budget  was  an 
elaborate  system  of  land  duties,  devised  to  secure  for  the  public  the  benefit 
of  that  hitherto  elusive  entity  "  unearned  increment."  To  enable  it  to  be 
collected  there  was  to  be  a  complete  valuation  of  all  the  land  in  the  country, 
and  landowners  were  to  furnish  full  particulars  of  their  estates  in  order  that 


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it  might  be  made.  From  tliis  source  the  Chancellor  hoped  to  receive  a  steadily 
growing  revenue  with  which  to  finance  his  social  reforms.  "  This,"  he  said 
— happily  unknowing  what  the  term  was  to  mean  in  a  few  years — "  is  a 
war  Budget.  It  is  for  raising  money  to  wage  implacable  warfare  against 
poverty  and  squalidness.  I  cannot  help  hoping  and  believing  that  before 
this  generation  has  passed  away  we  shall  have  advanced  a  great  step  to- 
ward that  good  time  when  poverty  and  wretchedness,  and  the  human  degra- 
dation which  always  follows  in  its  camp,  will  be  as  remote  from  the  people 
of  this  country  as  the  wolves  which  once  infested  its  forests." 

The  Budget  was  hailed  with  enthusiasm  in  the  Liberal  and  Labour  Press, 
and  for  a  day  or  two  the  grandiosity  of  its  conception  seemed  almost  to  have 
stifled  criticism.  But  in  a  very  short  time  the  critics  found  their  breath, 
and  began  to  assail  its  proposals,  particularly  the  land  taxes,  with  unex- 
ampled vigour  and  ferocity.  Its  author  was  denounced  as  a  "  Robber " 
and  his  schemes  were  described  at  once  as  predatory  and  impracticable. 
There  was,  perhaps,  some  ground  for  the  latter  epithet.  I  was  told  not  long 
ago  by  a  high  official  of  the  Treasury  that  if  the  land  duties  had  been  allowed 
to  go  through  as  they  were  originally  introduced  they  would  have  proved 
unworkable ;  it  was  only  the  prolonged  hammering  that  they  received 
in  Committee  on  the  Finance  Bill  that  welded  them  into  some  sort  of 
coherence.  Even  so,  they  never  produced  enough  revenue  to  meet  the 
cost  of  valuation,  and  ten  years  after  their  introduction  were  withdrawn  as 
useless. 

The  opposition  to  the  Finance  Bill  was  by  no  means  confined  to  the  classes 
directly  affected  by  the  new  duties.  It  was  reinforced  by  the  opinion  of  the 
"  City,"  which  Punch  reflected  in  a  cartoon  of  the  Chancellor  of  the  Ex- 
chequer as  Canute  retreating  from  a  wave  of  "  Financial  Common  Sense," 
and  received  a  good  deal  of  support  from  the  general  public.  As  Mr.  Lloyd 
George  himself  once  said,  "  The  last  thing  in  the  world  John  Bull  wants  is 
to  be  mollycoddled,"  and  many  people  were  more  concerned  with  the  imme- 
diate burden  of  the  new  imposts  than  with  the  future  benefits  held  out  to 
them.  The  Chancellor  had  possibly  not  realized,  moreover,  how  large  was 
the  number  of  people  interested  in  the  ownership  of  land — smallholders, 
members  of  building  societies,  speculative  builders,  and  their  employes — 
who  were  ready  to  resist  what  they  regarded  as  an  attack  upon  their  property 
or  their  means  of  livelihood.  Together  they  contributed  a  formidable  force, 
whose  objections  had  to  be  taken  into  account. 

A  few  of  them  were  met  in  the  Finance  Bill,  but  on  the  whole  the  differ- 
ences between  the  Budget  and  the  Bill  were  small  and  unimportant,  as 
Mr.  Punch  noted  in  "  The  Transformation  Trick  "  shortly  after  its  intro- 
duction. The  agitation  against  the  proposed  new  taxes  became  stronger 
and  more  vituperative  as  time  went  on.  But  Mr.  Lloyd  George  belongs 
to  that  species  of  which  the  French  savant  observed  that  "  when  attacked 
it  defends  itself."  On  July  30th  he  went  dowTi  to  Limehouse,  and 
there  delivered  a  reply  in  which  he  declared,  among  other  things,  that  his 
opponents  were  "  assailing  these  taxes  with  a  concentrated  and  sustained 


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ferocity  which  will  not  even  allow  a  comma  to  escape  with  its  life."  Well, 
he  certainly  gave  them  as  good  as  he  got.  Dispensing  with  the  polite  peri- 
phrases usually  employed  in  political  controversy  he  employed  all  the  re- 
sources of  a  singularly  pungent  vocabulary  in  denunciation  of  the  "  Dukes  " 
and  the  "idle  rich."  For  some  time  after  this  outburst  there  was  a  serious 
danger  that  a  new  verb,  "  To  Limehouse,"  would  be  permanently  added  to 
the  language. 

The  agitation  throughout  the  country  continued,  and  to  counteract  it 
the  Liberals  started  a  Budget  League  which  sent  speakers  into  the  rural 
districts.  As  the  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer  was  too  busy  piloting  the 
Finance  Bill  through  the  House  of  Commons  to  take  much  part  in  the  extra- 
Parliamentary  campaign  gramophone  records  of  his  speeches  were  used  to 
stir  up  enthusiasm  in  tlie  villages.  Mr.  Punch  duly  noticed  this  develop- 
ment in  one  of  many  cartoons  dealing  with  the  agitation.  In  another  it  was 
hinted  that  Mr.  Asquith,  the  Prime  Minister,  was  a  little  perturbed  at  the 
licence  which  his  lieutenants,  Mr.  Lloyd  George  and  Mr.  Churchill,  were  per- 
mitting themselves.  Apparently  the  Peers  were  under  the  impression  that 
the  Budget  was  unpopular,  for  when  the  Finance  Bill  reached  the  Upper 
House,  "Decked  for  the  Sacrifice"  (October  27th),  they  refused  to  pass  it 
without  an  appeal  to  the  country. 

The  challenge  was  promptly  taken  up.  Parliament  was  immediately 
dissolved,  and  in  the  interval  before  the  General  Election  a  terrific  campaign 
was  launched  against  the  House  of  Lords.  Needless  to  say,  Mr.  Lloyd  George 
was  its  fugleman.  In  a  speech  delivered  shortly  after  the  rejection  of  the 
Bill  he  said,  "  We  have  got  to  arrest  the  criminal.  We  have  to  see  he  per- 
petrates no  further  crime.  A  new  chapter  is  now  being  written  for  the  sinister 
assembly  which  is  more  responsible  than  any  other  power  for  wrecking  popular 
hopes,  but  which,  in  my  judgment,  has  perpetrated  its  last  act  of  destructive 
fury." 

At  the  General  Election  of  January,  1910,  Mr.  Lloyd  George  was  again 
returned  for  Carnarvon  Boroughs,  but  many  Liberal  candidates  were  defeated, 
and  Mr.  Asquith  found  himself  dependent  for  a  working  majority  on  the 
support  of  the  Irish  Nationalist  and  Labour  groups.  The  Ministry  was  re- 
constituted, and  Mr.  Churchill,  who  had  ably  seconded  Mr,  Lloyd  George 
in  the  campaign,  was  admitted  to  the  Cabinet  as  Home  Secretary.  The  Budget 
was  reintroduced,  and  this  time  was  meekly  passed  by  the  House  of  Lords, 
which  was  now  chiefly  concerned  with  the  threatened  attack  upon  its  privi- 
leges. The  House  of  Commons  passed  a  series  of  resolutions  demanding  the 
absolute  exclusion  of  the  Upper  House  from  the  domain  of  finance,  the  limita- 
tion of  its  power  of  veto  over  measures  passed  by  the  Commons,  and  its  recon- 
stitution  as  an  elective  instead  of  an  hereditary  chamber.  The  first  two  of 
these  were  embodied  in  the  Parliament  Bill.  It  was  obvious  that  the  Lords 
would  not  pass  such  a  measure  except  under  duress,  and  towards  the  end  of 
the  year  it  became  known  that  the  Government  were  prepared,  if  necessary, 
to  recommend  King  George  (who  had  succeeded  his  father  in  the  spring  of 
this  year)  to  create  as  many  Peers  as  might  be  necessary  to  vote  down  the 

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Opposition  in  the  Upper  House  {see  Cartoon,  "  The  Chance  of  a  Lifetime," 
December  28th). 

Another  General  Election  held  to  ascertain  the  opinion  of  the  country 
upon  these  proposals  made  no  appreciable  change  in  the  balance  of  parties, 
A  large  part  of  the  Session  of  the  following  year  was  devoted  to  the  Parliament 
Bill.  In  the  Lords  a  strong  party  was  in  favour  of  resisting  it  at  all  costs, 
but  the  majority,  afraid  of  being  swamped  by  the  threatened  new  creations, 
gave  it  a  reluctant  assent. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George's  activities  were  not  confined  to  the  constitutional 
struggle.  During  a  visit  to  Germany  which  he  made  in  1908  he  was  much 
struck  with  the  care  that  the  German  Empire  took  of  the  health  of  its  citizens, 
and  determined  to  see  whether,  with  due  regard  to  British  idiosyncrasies, 
something  of  the  same  kind  could  not  be  done  in  this  country.  The  result 
was  the  National  Insurance  Bill  which  he  introduced  on  May  4th,  191 1.  His 
persuasive  eloquence  at  first  secured  a  welcome  for  the  Bill,  but  very  soon  the 
voice  of  criticism  was  heard.  It  came  chiefly  from  the  medical  profession, 
which  feared  that  the  State  fees  would  not  compensate  for  the  loss  of  private 
practice  ;  from  domestic  servants — a  notoriously  conservative  class — who 
did  not  like  the  enforced  deductions  from  their  wages ;  and  from  their 
mistresses,  who  objected  to  the  "  stamp-licking  "  involved. 

Historically,  the  most  striking  event  in  Mr.  Lloyd  George's  career  during 
1911  was  the  speech  that  he  made  on  July  21st  at  the  Mansion  House.     Hitherto 
he  had  been  regarded  as  a  "  Little  Englander,"  entirely  immersed  in  domestic 
affairs.     Now  for  the  first  time  he  appeared  as  an  Imperial  statesman,     Ger- 
many had  been  for  some  time  shaking  the  "  mailed  fist  "  at  France  over 
Morocco,  and  had  crowned  her  provocations  by  sending  a  warship  to  the 
Moorish    port    of  Agadir.     Apparently   she   was   under   the  impression  that 
the  Entente  was  as  flimsy  as  her  own  "  scraps  of  paper,"  and  that  Britain 
would  give  her  friends  in  France  no  practical  assistance.     The  Chancellor 
of  the  Exchequer  was  selected,  probably  because  of  his  known  reputation 
as  a  peace-lover,  to  dissipate  this  illusion.     He  reminded  the  Germans  that 
Britain  had  more  than  once  redeemed  continental  nations — Germany  herself 
included — from  overwhelming  disaster  and  international  extinction.     "  If," 
he  proceeded,  "  a  situation  were  to  be  forced  upon  us  in  which  peace  could 
only  be  preserved  by  the  surrender  of    the  great  and    beneficent  position 
which  Britain  has  won  by  centuries  of  heroism  and  achievement,  by  allowing 
Britain  to  be  treated  when  her  interests  are  vitally  affected  as  if  she  were  of 
no  account  in  the  Cabinet  of  Nations,  then  I  say  emphatically  that  peace 
at  that  price  would  be  a  humiliation  intolerable  for  a  great  country  like  ours 
to  endure." 

The  speech  created  a  great  sensation,  and  for  the  time  being  caused  Ger- 
many to  draw  in  her  horns.  Lord  Fisher  in  his  "Memories"  says:  "Those 
choice  words  of  Lloyd  George  upset  the  German  apple-cart  in  a  way  it  was 
never  upset  before."  It  may  seem  strange  that  it  received  no  direct 
notice  in  Punch.  That  was  simply  due  to  the  fact  that  it  was  delivered  on 
a  Friday,  and  that  the  Punch  dinner  at  which  the  cartoons  for  the  following 


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week  arc  settled  is  held  on  a  \\^cdncsday.  Statesmen  and  others  desirous  of 
immortalization  should  bear  this  in  mind,  and  be  careful  to  deliver  their 
epoch-making  speeches,  execute  their  heroic  deeds,  or  launch  their  startling 
"  stunts "  not  later  than  Wednesday  afternoon.  Although  Mr.  Punch 
neglected  Mr.  Lloyd  George's  speech,  he  illustrated  its  effect  in  a  cartoon 
representing  a  German  militarist  stubbing  his  toe  on  a  rock  marked  "  Entente 
Cordiale,"  and  ejaculating  "  Donncrwetter  !  I  thought  it  was  going  to  be 
paper." 

At  the  end  of  this  year,  rather  to  the  surprise  of  the  Liberal  Party,  the 
Lords,  chastened  by  their  past  experience,  passed  the  Insurance  Bill  without 
serious  alteration.  But  Mr.  Lloyd  George  had  a  good  deal  of  difficulty  with 
doctors  and  others  in  getting  the  Act  into  operation.  Several  cartoons  in 
1912  dealt  with  this  subject.  Eventually  he  effected  a  settlement  by  agreeing 
to  pa}'  an  increased  fee  of  8s.  6d.  for  each  patient  on  the  panel.  He  had  a 
good  many  other  trials  this  year.  The  Cabinet  was  divided  on  "  Votes  for 
Women,"  and  though  Mr.  Lloyd  George  was  himself  favourable,  that  did 
not  spare  him  from  the  hostile  attentions  of  the  militant  suffragettes.  Trade 
was  not  too  good.  Consols  continued  to  sag,  and  though  the  Budget  showed 
a  good  surplus  much  of  it  was  swallowed  up  by  the  increasing  demands  of 
the  Navy.  The  enthusiasm  for  social  reform  began  to  die  down.  To  add 
to  the  Chancellor's  anxieties  heavy  rains  injured  the  harvest.  Nevertheless, 
though  the  land  taxes  did  not  evoke  much  popularity,  he  continued  to  press 
on  with  the  machinery  for  their  collection,  and  was  accused  in  the  Oppo- 
sition Press  of  having  inspired  with  that  object  a  secret  land  inquiry. 

In  1913  Mr.  Lloyd  George  was  more  engaged  in  completing  old  plans 
than  in  developing  new  ones.  But  by  this  time  he  was  a  standing  dish  in 
Punch,  which  during  the  year  added  nearly  a  score  of  pictures  of  him  to  its 
gallery.  Two  or  three  were  devoted  to  an  unfortunate  incident  which  did 
some  temporary  injury  to  his  reputation.  With  Sir  Rufus  Isaacs  and  the 
Master  of  Elibank  he  purchased  some  shares  in  the  American  Marconi  Company, 
at  a  time  when  the  parent  institution  was  in  negotiation  with  the  Govern- 
ment. It  was  a  thoughtless  act  which  a  man  of  the  world  would  have 
avoided  ;  but  its  hcinousness  was  exaggerated  by  party  spleen.  A  Committee 
of  the  House  of  Commons  found  that  the  culprits  had  been  guilty  of  nothing 
worse  than  folly,  and  Punch  endorsed  its  verdict  with  a  cartoon,  entitled 
"  Blameless  Telegraphy."  Several  cartoons  deal  with  the  development  of 
the  land  campaign,  and  with  the  amendment  of  the  Insurance  Act.  One 
deserves  a  word  of  special  notice.  In  "  The  German  Lloyd,"  the  Kaiser 
and  the  British  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer  arc  represented  as  conducting 
an  amicable  conversation  over  the  telephone  on  the  subject  of  taxing  capital. 
This  was  the  first  time  that  Punch  brought  into  pictorial  juxtaposition  the 
two  men  who  were  to  be  the  protagonists  of  the  Great  War. 

The  fateful  year  1914  opened  with  few  forebodings.  Our  relations  with 
Germany  had  improved  since  the  Agadir  i7nhroglio.  So  little  did  Mr.  Lloyd 
George  himself  foresee  the  coming  thunderstorm  that  in  a  New  Year's  message 
to  a  newspaper  he  said:  "  I  think  this  is  the  most  favourable  moment  that 

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has  presented  itself  within  the  last  twenty  years  to  overhaul  our  expenditure 
on  armaments."  After  all  he  was  no  worse  a  prophet  than  the  late  Lord 
Granville,  who,  on  becoming  Foreign  Secretary,  in  July,-  1870,  stated  on  the 
authority  of  the  Permanent  Under-Secretary  that  there  was  hardly  a  cloud 
on  the  Continental  horizon — and  this  just  ten  days  before  the  outbreak  of 
the  Franco-Prussian  War. 

Punch  reflected  the  general  optimism.  It  had  many  pictures  chaffing  the 
Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer,  chiefly  in  regard  to  his  land  campaign  (e.g.  as 
"  The  Monarch  of  the  Glen — A  New  Land-seer)."  By  a  rather  strange  coinci- 
dence the  last  of  these  appeared  on  July  23rd,  less  than  a  fortnight  before 
the  outbreak  of  the  war,  and  it  represented  Mr.  Lloyd  George  as  a  German  ! 

Perhaps  it  helped  to  create  the  impression  that  the  Chancellor  of  the 
Exchequer  was  opposed  to  Britain's  entry  into  the  war.  He  was  undoubtedly 
reluctant,  nor  was  that  remarkable  in  a  man  of  his  upbringing  and  anti- 
militarist  opinions.  But  he  did  not  take  long  to  make  up  his  mind.  The 
invasion  of  Belgium  decided  him.  It  brought  into  play  the  same  feeling 
that  had  caused  his  hostility  to  the  Boer  War — the  desire  to  hasten  to  the 
aid  of  a  small  nation  oppressed  by  a  great  one.  From  that  moment  the  war 
had  no  more  fervent  supporter,  and  Germany  no  more  dangerous  enemy. 
His  first  business  was  to  ensure  our  financial  stability.  One  of  the  stock 
prophecies  had  been  that  war  would  mean  a  panic  in  the  City,  banks  stopping 
pajnnent,  commerce  paralysed.  Thanks  to  the  moratorium,  and  other 
measures  promptly  taken  after  consultation  with  the  financial  experts,  the 
panic,  such  as  it  was,  lasted  only  a  day,  the  Bank-rate  fell  more  quickly  than 
it  had  risen,  and  in  a  very  short  time  "  Business  as  usual  "  was  the  slogan 
of  the  day.  In  addition  to  these  special  duties  the  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer 
took  a  part  second  to  none  in  arousing  the  enthusiasm  of  the  country  in  a 
series  of  speeches.  Here  is  a  passage  from  one  of  them,  which  apart  from  its 
intrinsic  beauty  is  a  striking  example  of  the  kind  of  oratory  in  which  he  has 
no  living  compeer  : — 

"  We  have  been  living  in  a  sheltered  valley  for  generations.  We  have 
been  too  comfortable  and  too  self-indulgent,  many  perhaps  too  selfish  ; 
and  the  stern  hand  of  fate  has  scourged  us  to  an  elevation  where  we 
can  see  the  everlasting  things  that  matter — the  great  peaks  we  had  for- 
gotten, of  Duty,  Honour,  Patriotism,  and,  clad  in  glittering  white,  the 
towering  pinnacle  of  Sacrifice,  pointing  like  a  rugged  finger  to  Heaven." 

From  this  time  forward,  for  obvious  reasons,  there  were  comparatively 
few  pictures  of  him  in  Punch.  It  had  no  desire  to  satirize  statesmen  helping 
to  ^vin  the  war,  and  had  abundant  subjects  for  ridicule  in  the  Kaiser  and  the 
otlicr  potentates,  diplomats,  and  soldiers  arrayed  against  us.  In  one  of  his 
speeches,  a  propos  of  the  issue  of  the  first  War  Loan,  the  Chancellor  of  the 
Exchequer  described  himself  as  "  simply  a  coal-heaver,  filling  the  bunkers 
of  the  battleships,"  and  Punch  illustrated  this  phrase  in  the  only  picture  of 
him  that  appeared  during  the  war  period  of  1914. 

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The  key-word  of  1915  was  "  munition?."  Very  early  in  the  3''ear  it  became 
evident  to  tlie  Cabinet,  and  to  the  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer  in  particular, 
that  far  greater  supplies  of  arms  and  ammunition  of  every  kind  would  be  re- 
quired than  the  country  was  at  that  time  organized  to  produce.  As  he  said 
in  February,  "  This  is  an  engineer's  war.  We  stand  more  in  need  of  equipment 
than  we  do  of  men."  In  the  following  month  the  Government  introduced  a 
Bill  giving  them  control  f)f  all  works  capable  of  being  used  for  the  production 
of  war  material.  In  commending  the  measure  to  the  House  of  Commons 
the  Chancellor  said  that  at  the  head  of  the  new  organization  they  wanted 
"  a  good  strong  business  man  with  some  '  go '  in  him  who  would  be  able  to 
push  the  thing  through."  Eventually  "  the  man  of  push  and  go  "  was  dis- 
covered in  Mr.  Lloyd  Cieorge  himself,  and  in  April  he  became  Chairman  of 
the  Cabinet  Committee  on  Munitions.  Punch  evidently  had  conlidence  that 
the  right  man  had  been  found,  for  on  April  21st  it  had  a  spirited  cartoon 
v^  representing  him  as  the  driver  of  an  ammunition  wagon  "  Delivering  the 
Goods." 

Shortly  after  this  Mr.  Asquith  reconstructed  the  Government  as  a  Coalition, 
with  tlie  full  approval  of  the  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer  ;  and  in  the  new 
Administration  j\lr.  Lloyd  George  became  Minister  of  Munitions.  His  appoint- 
ment was  noted  in  a  little  picture  representing  him  with  Lord  Kitchener, 
"  The  Soldier  and  the  Munition-maker — Both  needed  to  serve  the  guns." 
He  threw  himself  into  his  new  work  with  characteristic  energy.  Difficulties 
were  many — notably  a  serious  dispute  with  the  South  Wales  miners,  which 
he  succeeded  in  settling  ("  Another  Leek  in  his  Cap,"  July  28th).  But  by 
the  end  of  the  year  he  was  able  to  report  that  there  was  now  no  shortage  of 
shells,  high-explosive  or  other,  and  that  very  soon  we  should  be  able  to  supply 
those  of  our  Allies  who  were  in  need  of  them.  "  Just  in  Time — Mr.  Lloyd 
George  catches  the  Victoria  'Bus,"  was  the  way  Punch  pictured  it. 

Nevertheless  things  did  not  go  too  well  for  our  arms  in  1916.  Reverses 
abroad  were  followed  by  the  Easter  Monday  rebellion  in  Dublin.  Mr.  Asquith 
decided  to  send  the  Minister  of  Munitions  to  Ireland  to  see  if  his  well-known 
powers  of  conciliation  would  succeed  in  evolving  a  settlement  between  North 
and  South.  At  one  moment  he  seemed  to  have  succeeded,  but  the  agree- 
ment broke  down  when  it  had  to  be  translated  into  fact.  In  the  meantime 
he  had  become  Secretary  of  State  for  War,  owing  to  the  tragic  death  of  Lord 
Kitchener.  After  the  heavy  losses  in  the  Somme  battles  the  need  of  more 
men  for  the  Army  had  become  urgent,  and  during  the  autumn  session  the 
War  Minister  announced  that  it  would  be  necessary  to  enlist  men  up  to  the 
age  of  forty-one.  Throughout  the  year  he  had  been  growing  more  and 
more  dissatisfied  with  the  conduct  of  the  war  by  the  Government.  Mr. 
Asquith  had  many  excellent  qualities,  but  the  power  of  rapid  decision,  so 
essential  in  war  where  opportunities  disappear  almost  before  they  have  arisen, 
was  not  one  of  them.  Mr.  Lloyd  George  pleaded  for  a  smaller  War  Council ; 
with  the  Prime  Minister  as  its  nominal  chairman,  but  himself  as  its  active 
head.  Mr.  Asquith  seemed  favourable  to  the  idea,  but  procrastinated  so  long 
that,  after  much  futile  negotiation,  Mr.  Lloyd  George  resigned. 


Introduction 

Then  Mr.  Asquith,  feeling  his  position  untenable,  also  resigned.  Mr. 
Bonar  Law,  the  leader  of  the  Unionist  Party,  was  invited  to  form  a  Govern- 
ment, but  failed  owing  to  the  refusal  of  Mr,  Asquith  to  serve  under  him  ; 
and  eventually  Mr.  Lloyd  George  was  sent  for  by  the  King.  In  a  few  days 
he  succeeded  in  forming  an  Administration,  composed  of  members  of  the 
Liberal,  Unionist,  and  Labour  Parties.  His  advancement  to  the  highest 
othce  in  the  State  was  generally  popular,  for  it  was  clear  that  he  possessed 
the  driving-power  essential  in  this  crisis  of  the  national  fortunes.  Punch 
welcomed  it  with  two  pictures — "  The  Man  with  a  Punch,"  December  13th, 
and  "  The  New  Conductor,"  December  20th. 

The  principal  innovation  made  by  Mr,  Lloyd  George  on  becoming  Prime 
Minister  was  the  establishment  of  a  War  Cabinet  of  three  men — himself  as  Chair- 
man (with  Mr.  Bonar  Law,  Leader  of  the  House  of  Commons,  as  "  alternate  "), 
Lord  Curzon,  and  Lord  Milner.  The  choice  of  Lord  Milner — the  principal 
opponent  of  his  famous  Budget  who  had  advised  the  Lords  to  "  damn  the 
consequences  "  and  reject  it^ — was  typical  of  his  methods.  Past  controversies 
and  personal  antipathies  were  all  swallowed  up  in  his  single-minded  determina- 
tion to  win  the  war,  and  to  secure  the  best  instruments  for  the  purpose  wherever 
he  could  find  them.  Many  of  the  new  ministers  came  from  the  world  of 
business,  and  had  little  experience  of  politics.  Unlike  the  old  War  Council, 
whose  sittings  were  at  irregular  intervals,  the  new  War  Cabinet  met  every 
day,  and  its  proceedings  were  carefully  minuted.  An  army  of  private  secre- 
taries was  appointed  to  keep  the  Prime  Minister  in  touch  with  every  Depart- 
ment, and  to  provide  the  Press  (whose  importance  Mr.  Lloyd  George  had 
recognized  throughout  his  career)  with  such  information  as  it  was  thought 
desirable  for  the  public  to  know.  In  every  direction  his  energies  were  un- 
sparing, but  for  the  most  part  his  work  was  done  behind  the  scenes.  Hence 
it  furnished  comparatively  little  opportunity  for  Fundi  pictures  of  him  this 
year.  The  publication  of  the  Mesopotamia  Report,  the  appointment  of 
Lord  Rhondda  as  Food  Controller,  the  rationing  of  coal,  and  the  ever  recurrent 
difficulties  in  Ireland  were  some  of  the  topics  illustrated.  From  the  Londoner's 
point  of  view  the  most  telling  cartoon  was  probably  "  The  Letter  and  the 
Spirit,"  October  loth,  arising  out  of  a  report  that  the  Prime  Minister,  on 
visiting  a  South  London  district  which  had  been  badly  bombed  by  the  German 
aeroplanes,  had  remarked  "  We'll  give  them  hell  !  "  Though  officially  re- 
pudiated the  expression  was  generally  believed  to  represent  his  feelings  with 
sufficient  accuracy. 

The  great  events  of  1918 — the  German  "  push  "  in  March,  the  turning 
of  the  tide  in  June,  and  the  rapid  retirement  of  the  German  Armies  before 
the  Anglo-French  advance,  culminating  in  the  Armistice  on  November  nth 
—furnished  Punch  with  such  a  wealth  of  subjects  for  illustration  that  there 
was  little  occasion  for  introducing  the  Prime  Minister.  In  the  spring  he 
attempted  once  more  to  induce  Nationalist  Ireland  to  take  her  part  in  the 
war  by  the  promise  of  Home  Rule,  but  again  without  success.  With  the  Allied 
victories  in  the  autumn  came  talk  of  a  General  Election,  and  in  December  it 
was  duly  held.     It  was  sometliing  of  a  leap  in  the  dark,  for  under  an  Act 

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passed  by  the  Lloyd  George  Administration  tlie  franchise  had  been  extended 
to  women,  and  the  electorate  increased  by  many  millions.  But  the  new 
voters  justified  the  Prime  Minister's  "  Great  l£xpectations  "  by  giving  the 
Coalition  an  enormous  majority. 

With  the  removal  of  the  nightmare  that  had  afflicted  it  for  four  years 
the  public  mind  showed  extraordinary  resiliency.  The  most  extravagant 
hopes  (as  we  now  know)  were  indulged  regarding  a  rapid  return  of  prosperity, 
to  be  secured  by  immense  payments  from  Germany.  Mr.  Lloyd  George, 
whose  temperament  makes  him  very  susceptible  to  public  opinion,  shared 
these  hopes,  and,  on  the  strength  of  the  coming  indemnity,  formulated  great 
schemes  of  national  reconstruction  for  making  Britain  a  land  for  heroes  to 
live  in.  At  the  beginning  of  the  New  Year  Punch  warned  him  to  "  look  out 
for  bumps."  His  first  duty  was  to  represent  Britain  at  the  Peace  Conference, 
but  his  attention  was  frequently  diverted  by  the  alarming  growth  of  Labour 
unrest.  Nevertheless  steady  progress  was  made  in  Paris,  and  by  April  the 
first  draft  of  the  Peace  terms  was  completed.  The  Prime  Minister,  though 
a  comparative  novice  in  international  affairs,  showed  his  customary  facility 
for  picking  up  the  important  points,  and  very  soon  dominated  the  Conference 
by  his  personality.  This  is  what  Mr.  J.  M.  Keynes,  not  a  friendly  critic, 
says  about  him  in  "  The  Economic  Consequences  of  the  Peace  "  : 

"  What  chance  could  such  a  man  [Pres.  Wilson]  have  against  Mr.  Lloyd 
George's  unerring,  almost  medium-like  sensibility  to  everyone  imme- 
diately round  him  ?  To  see  the  British  Prime  Minister  watching  the 
compan}',  with  six  or  seven  senses  not  available  to  ordinary  men,  judging 
character,  motive  and  sub-conscious  impulse,  foreseeing  what  each  was 
tl linking,  and  even  what  each  was  going  to  say  next,  and  compounding 
with  telepathic  instinct  the  argument  or  appeal  best  suited  to  the  vanity, 
weakness,  or  self-interest  of  his  immediate  auditor,  was  to  realize  that 
the  poor  President  would  be  playing  blind-man's-buff  in  that  party." 

Nevertheless  his  action  aroused  a  good  deal  of  Press  criticism,  much 
of  it  coming  from  Lord  Northcliffe's  newspapers,  wliicli  had  formerly 
been  among  his  strongest  supporters.  His  absence  from  the  House  of 
Commons  also  excited  remark  ;  the  need  of  greater  economy  in  the  public 
services  was  rapidly  becoming  urgent  ;  and  towards  the  end  of  the  year 
the  perennial  Irish  problem  again  came  to  the  fore.  A  new  Home  Rule  Bill 
was  foreshadowed.  The  proposal  to  set  up  two  parliaments  in  Ireland  was 
not  welcomed  by  the  Nationalists,  but  it  satisfied  the  susceptibilities  of  Ulster 
and  secured  the  assent  of  the  Unionist  Party. 

In  1920  the  inevitable  reaction  after  the  hectic  prosperity  of  the  previous 
year  began  to  set  in.  Tlie  Labour  Party  was  encouraged  by  one  or  two  by- 
elections  to  cherish  hopes  of  power,  and  those  whose  wish  was  father  to  their 
tliought  prophesied  the  downfall  of  the  Coalition.  The  Irish  Republicans 
refused  to  accept  in  satisfaction  of  their  demands  a  Bill  which  gave  a  separate 
Parliament  to  Ulster.      The  international  situation  was  far  from  satisfactory, 

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for  President  Wilson  had  failed  to  induce  his  countrymen  to  back  his  project 
of  the  League  of  Nations.  It  was  hoped  that  the  return  of  Mr.  Asquith  to 
Parliament  for  Paisley  would  pull  the  Opposition  together  and  indirectly 
cause  the  two  branches  of  the  Coalition  to  maintain  a  closer  union.  But 
the  ex-Premier,  "  The  Reluctant  Thruster,"  as  Mr.  Punch  called  him, 
did  his  spiriting  so  gently  that  little  was  accomplished  in  either  direction. 
The  "  homes  for  heroes "  made  rather  slow  progress,  partly  owing  to 
financial  stringency,  and  partly  to  Labour  difficulties.  In  spite  of  all  these 
distractions,  however,  Mr.  Lloyd  George  was  able  to  continue  the  process 
of  peace-making,  and  to  make  tentative  efforts  for  the  re-establishment  of 
trade  with  Russia.  Though  much  criticized  by  the  Press,  he  continued  to 
preserve  his  usual  cheerfulness,  and  even  permitted  the  Colonial  Secretary 
and  other  members  of  the  Cabinet  to  join  in  the  journalistic  fray.  German 
recalcitrancy  and  Polish  ambition  were  among  his  numerous  distractions, 
but  he  managed  to  take  a  short  holiday  in  Switzerland,  from  which  he  re- 
turned with  renewed  vigour  and  a  St.  Bernard  pup  to  face  the  many  difficulties 
still  awaiting  him.  Of  these  the  chief  was  Ireland,  where  the  "  gunmen  " 
of  the  I.R.A.  had  established  a  reign  of  terror ;  but  hardly  second  was  the 
public  outcry  against  Government  extravagance.  The  Prime  Minister  might 
well  have  lost  heart  at  the  gloomy  outlook. 

The  New  Year  of  1921  did  not  bring  much  enlightenment.  Already 
there  were  signs  of  a  cleavage  of  view  between  the  British  and  French  Govern- 
ments over  the  question  of  German  reparations.  A  by-election  in  Cardigan- 
shire nearly  resulted  in  the  defeat  of  the  Premier's  candidate  ;  and  was  followed 
by  the  usual  rumours  of  a  Dissolution.  The  trade  arrangement  with  Russia 
brought  very  little  business,  owing  to  the  continued  anarchy  in  that  country. 
Worst  of  all,  Mr.  Bonar  Law  was  ordered  by  his  doctors  to  give  up  political 
work,  and  the  Prime  Minister  was  thus  deprived  at  a  critical  moment  of  his 
most  valued  coadjutor.  Mr.  Law's  place  as  Leader  of  the  House  was  taken 
by  Mr.  Chamberlain,  but  it  was  freely  prophesied  that  there  would  be  greater 
difficulties  with  the  Unionist  wing  of  the  Coalition  in  future.  Immediately 
afterwards  began  the  great  coal  stoppage,  which  paralysed  trade  for  three 
months,  and  with  this  and  the  still  unsettled  problems  of  Germany  and  Ireland 
the  Prime  Minister  had  his  hands  full.  Mr.  Punch  seized  the  opportunity 
to  illustrate  the  courage  with  which  he  faced  his  tasks  by  representing  him 
as  "  The  Chef,"  after  Sir  William  Orpen's  famous  picture.  The  necessity 
of  retrenching  the  public  services  became  more  urgent,  and  eventually  Mr. 
Lloyd  George  was  obliged  to  part  with  Dr.  Addison,  who,  after  serving  with 
liim  in  various  capacities,  had  recently  become  Minister  Without  Portfolio. 

Some  improvement  set  in  after  the  turn  of  the  year.  After  causing  an 
immense  amount  of  expenditure  and  loss  the  coal  dispute  was  at  last  settled  ; 
preliminaries  were  arranged  for  the  Disarmament  Conference  at  Washington, 
at  which  it  was  hoped  (but  not  by  the  Northcliffe  Press)  that  Mr.  Lloyd 
George  would  attend  ;  and  relations  with  France  temporarily  improved. 
But  even  on  a  brief  holiday  in  the  Highlands  the  Prime  Minister  was  pursued 
by  the  spectre  of  Unemployment,  and  it  became  necessary  to  hold  a  short 

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Sef^sion  in  the  autumn  to  pass  a  number  of  emergency  measures  to  relieve 
distress. 

For  the  second  time  within  recent  history  "  the  one  bright  spot  "  was 
Ireland.  Ever  since  June,  when  the  King  opened  the  first  Parliament  of 
Northern  Ireland  witli  a  most  conciliatory  speech,  the  Government  had  been 
making  efforts  to  get  into  touch  with  the  Sinn  Fein  leaders.  As  early  as 
August  the  Prime  IMinister  laid  down  in  admirably  precise  terms  the  conditions 
on  which  the  Cabinet  were  prepared  to  set  up  Dominion  Government 
in  Southern  Ireland.  But  Mr.  de  Valera,  the  "  President  "  of  the  Irish 
"  Republic,"  .  proved  to  be  a  very  sticky  and  somewhat  tricky  negotiator. 
Difficulties  also  occurred  with  Northern  Ireland.  The  Irish  Conference 
dragged  on  so  long  that  Mr.  Lloyd  George  w\as  compelled  to  forgo  his  promised 
visit  to  Washington.  But  thanks  to  the  patience  and  good  sense  of  both  the 
British  and  Irish  delegates,  clinched  at  the  critical  moment  by  the  firmness 
of  the  Prime  Minister,  an  agreement,  differing  little  in  essentials  from  the 
terms  originally  laid  down  in  August,  was  eventually  reached,  with  the 
approval  of  the  majority  of  both  Liberals  and  Unionists,  and  amid  the  plaudits 
of  the  civilized  world.  Mr.  Punch  greeted  the  achievement  with  a  cartoon 
in  which  the  Prime  Minister  was  represented  as  the  successor  of  St.  Patrick, 
ridding  Ireland  of  its  last  reptile,  the  serpent  of  "  Distrust." 

It  was  a  happy  ending  to  a  year  full  of  trouble  and  distress,  and  it  forms 
an  appropriate  crown  to  the  strange  eventful  history  of  Mr.  Lloyd  George 
as  so  far  set  forward  in  the  pages  of  Punch.  As  a  member  of  a  small  nation 
he  has  throughout  his  career  had  a  special  tenderness  for  small  nations  ;  as 
one  who  suffered,  or  saw  others  suffering,  from  oppression  in  his  youth 
he  has  ever  had  a  passion  for  freedom.  It  is  meet  that  Wales  should  have 
furnished  the  statesman  to  compose  as  it  furnished  the  soldier  who  started  the 
secular  quarrel  between  Britain  and  Ireland.  Historians  may  differ  regarding 
the  merits  of  Mr.  Lloyd  George's  policy.  They  must  be  at  one  in  their  appre- 
ciation of  his  astonishing  career.  I  can  think  of  no  other  case  in  this  country 
of  a  lad  bom  in  poverty,  equipped  with  a  far  from  perfect  education,  and  un- 
provided with  any  influence,  rising  by  sheer  force  of  personality  and  natural 
gifts  to  the  very  highest  place  in  the  realm — and,  w^hat  is  perhaps  more  re- 
markable, staj'ing  there.  Lincoln,  whom  in  many  respects  Mr.  Lloyd  George 
resembles,  furnishes  perhaps  the  nearest  parallel.  But  Lincoln  was  born  in 
a  young  democratic  country,  where  it  is  probably  easier  for  a  genius  to  "  come 
through  his  horses,"  and  unhappih-  he  was  cut  off  by  death  before  he  w^as  able 
to  show  that,  like  Washington,  he  could  be  "  first  in  peace"  as  well  as  "  fii-st 
in  war."  Mr.  Lloyd  George  has  passed  both  tests.  He  has  now  been  a  Minister 
of  the  Crown  continuous!}^  for  sixteen  years — a  record  unapproached  by  any 
other  democratic  statesman.  He  has  steered  his  country  successfully  through 
the  greatest  war  in  its  history,  and  has  so  far  survived  the  almost  deadlier 
perils  that  beset  a  statesman  in  peace.  Without  pretending  to  be  a  prophet 
I  think  he  will  yet  fnrnisli  more  material  for  Mr.  Punch's  genial  satire. 

W.  Algernon  Locker. 

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READY    TO    OBLIGE. 

Right  Hon.  Arth-r  J.  B-lf-r  {meditatively,  aloud).     "  1  wish  I  could  find  a  double  to  take  tny 
place  in  tlie  Plouse  !  " 

My.\V-nst-nCh-rch-ll  {aside  to  himself).      \  ,,  ^      ,,       ^^     ,  to-      i^       i       x  ^7    ,  ,  .< 

Mr.  Ll-yd  G-rge  {aside  to  himself).  I      <^"K'^^  ""^  *"  '^^  '"'>'  '^'^^^"Ity  about  //;«/  / 

[John  Chilcole,  M.I'.,  in  Mrs.  Thurston's  novel  (ubout  to  be.clr<iniatised),  has  a  double  who  acts  as  his  substitute  in 

rarliani<'nt.l  ,,  , 

[January  25,  iocs.] 


i  nruuji-jut  :ii6  year  i^oj  Mr.  Bal^vur,  I'lui.c  .Mintslcr,  uas  uomed  hy  the  Uii'it'iiiiuns  m  the  I'liiviml  ]  aily. 

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CARNARVON,    1284-1906. 


King  Edward  the  First   .    .   Mr.  Lloyd  George.       The    Infant    Prince    .    .   The     New 

Minister  for  Welsh  Education. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  (M.P.  for  Carnarvon).     "  Look  you  now  ;    this  is  your  man,  whateffer." 

[.According  to  tradition,  Edward  the  First  presented  his  infant  son,  the  first  Prince  of  W  ales,  to  the  Welsh  chieftains 
U  Carnarvon,  holding  him  up  in  his  arms,  and  saying,  in  the  Welsh  tongue,  "This  is  your  man  !  "]       riulv  z?     iqo6  1 


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LLOYD    GEORGE    AND    HIS    DRAGON. 
Lloyd  George  [to  Welsh  Goal).     "  liutL  luc  no  butLb  '.      I'm  going  lor  him  as  fast  as  I  cau  I  " 

[Welsh  N'onoinformiit-,  arc  vijrorously  protesting  against  (uither  delay  in  the  promised  attack  upon  the  Established 
Church  ill  W.iles., 

[October  16,  1907.] 


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23 


LLOYD    THE    LUBRICATOR. 

There's  a  sweet  little  cherub  that  floats  up  aloft  to  watch  o'er  the  life  of  John  Bull. 
[With  Mr.  Punch's  compliments  to  Mr.  Lloyd  George  on  his  successful  intervention  in  the  late  Railway  Dispute.] 

[November   13,  1907.J 


As  I'icixdeiil  of  tiu:  LioarU  oj  iiudc  Mr.  LiuyJ.  George  aniieJ   a    threatened  itnke  on  the  railuayi,  and   ]vr   the  fir  it  intm   m  his  caiier 

uas  praised  on  all  sides. 


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Bi^i^ 


Jtrnorci  f^^-rn^^e. 


THE    CABINET    CHERUBS. 
{After  Reynoi^ds.) 


[April  23,  igo8.] 


Mr.   Lljj.l    GeLtr^i   became    Chancellor   of    the    Exchequer   in   Ike   Asquith    Administration.     The  othtr  "  cherubs  "  ate  Mr.  Churchiii, 

Mr.  McKenna,  Mr.  {novo  Lord)  Harcourt,  and  Mr.  Ritnciman. 

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A    PRESENTATION    MILLSTONE. 

Mr.  Asquith.     "  It  is  my  pleasant  duty,  my  dear  Lloyd  George,  to  hand  on  to  you  tliis 
trinket  presented  to  me  by  a  grateful  country.      I  need  hardly  ask  you  to  he  worthy  of  it." 

[May  27,  1908.] 


Ai   Ckancillor   oj   the  \l:xchequer   Mr.   Lloyd  George  uas  calUd  upon  to  Jmd  the  money  yr  the  Old  Age  Jemiom  ichev.e  introduced 

by  Mr.  Asquith  in  the  Budget  oj  1908. 


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THE    PHILANTHROPIC    HIGHWAYMAN. 
My.  Lloyd  George.     "  I'll  make  'em  pity  the  aged  poor  ! 


[August  5,  1908.] 


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NOT    THE    BIRD    SHE    WAS. 


Farmer  Lloyd  George.     "  Now  then,  buck  up,  old  girl,  and  get  fat  again." 
The  Goose.     "  ^^'ell,  the  truth  is,  I  seem  to  have  lost  confidence  in  myself." 

[September  23,  1908. 


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A    HANDY    CUSTODIAN. 

Asquith.     "  Yes,  we  ought  to  get  past  the  others  pretty  easily.     But  that's  the  fellow  I'm 
afraid  of." 

[October  14,   1908. 1 


The  House  of  Lords,  on  the  advice  of  Lord  Lansdoune,  threv;  out  the  Goiermnenf s  Licensing  Bill. 

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FRONTISPIECE    TO    VOL.    136    (JAN.-JUNE,    1909). 


[June  30,  1909. 


John  Bull  is  represented  as  the  camel,  reluctant  to  carry  the  many  neai  burdens  imposed  by  Mr.  Lloyd  George  in  his  jirst  Budget. 


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THE    JUNKER    BUNKER. 


Mr.  Lloyd  George.   "  How  are  you  getting  on.  Prince  ?  "       Prince  Billow.  "  Badly,  thanks." 
Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Well,  I  don't  think  much  of  your  bunker  ;    you  should  see  'em  on 
my  course  at  home  !  " 

I'iy.  [The  Death-Duties  scheme  in  Prince  Bulow's  Budget  is  vigorously  opposed  by  the  Prussian  "  Junker."] 

[February  3,  1009.] 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  was  at  this  time  preparing  his  sensational  Budget  0/  1909. 

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PREFERENTIAL    TREATMENT. 


"  The  exnenditure  of  the  year  wiU  be  considerably  in  excess   of   that  of  the  past    twelve  months   .    . 
seq^nce  iLs  ttoe   than   usu\l  ^vil^  I   fear,   be   available   for   the   consideration   of   other   leg:slat.ve   mea 


and  in 

measures." — 
consequence  less  time   than   usual  win,  i   lear,    pe   avaiiauic   lui    lu^   ^^^^.^^^. ^   —   -i^ - 

The  King's  Speech.  [February  24,  1909.] 


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RICH    FARE. 

"  Fee,  fi,  fo,  fat, 
I  smell  the  blood  of  a  Plutocrat  ; 
Be  he  alive  or  be  he  dead, 
I'll  grind  his  bones  to  make  my  bread." 


[April  28,  1909.] 


yir.  Llayi  George  idtroduau  ;':<:  B:i.i^i:',  vi:t>us:::^  iiurcu.at  incJtrc-.Uix  and  death-duties,  on  April  29//',  1909. 


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A    "  SIXTEEN    MILLION  "    POUNDER. 

My.  Lloyd  George.     "  Of  course,  I  shall  land  him  all  right.     The  only  question  is  when  ?  " 
The   Fish.     "  Well,  personally  I'm  game  to  play  with  you  till  well  on  into  the  autumn." 

[J  unc  I,  1900.] 


.J^.i/  nry  /c'Cg  Uisciissions  Uic  Budi^i::  tia.'.ually  passed  the  Cciinnons  on  ytvcnibcr  5lh. 


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OUR    MR.    LLOYD    GEORGE    ON    TOUR. 

First  Citizen.     "  That's  'im,  next  the  Mayor." 
Second  Citizen.     "  Well,  it  ain't  much  like  'is  pictures." 
First  Citizen.     "  Ah  !     But  you  wait  till  you  'ear  'im  speak," 

[Certain  Ministers,  including  the  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer,  are  reported  to  have  spoken  their   political  principles 
into  a  gramophone,  for  the  hpii.-fit  of  The  Budget  League.]  [Aueust  d    loo     T 


42 


GETTING    INTO    DEEP    WATER. 

Master  Winston  {to  Master  Lloyd).     "  Lay  into  him,  David." 

Papa  Asqiiith.     "  Steady  on,  you  young  terrors  ;   you're  making  it  very  uncomfortable  for 
us  in  here." 

[August  II,  1909.] 


■^ome  o]  the  speeches  0}  Mr.  Lloyd  George  and  Mr.  Churchill  rather  startled  old-Jashioned  Libeiah. 


43 


CARRIAGE    PAID. 

Citoyen  George  [to  Condemned  Aristocrats  en  route  to  Execution).  "  Gentlemen,  we  wish  to 
make  every  concession  that  may  suit  your  convenience.  There  will,  therefore,  be  no  charge 
for  the  tumbril." 

[August  i8,  1909.] 


The  peers  and  other  great  landcnvners  were  not  conciliated  by  the  prmnise  that  the  preliviiiiary  valuation  should  be  paid  for  by  the  i>tate. 

44 


DECKED    FOR    THE    SACRIFICE. 


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Shepherd  Lloyd  George   [having  given  finishing  touches  to  his  pet  lamb).     "You're  too 

beautiful  to  die  1  " 

Budget  Lamb.     "  But  perhaps  the  butcher  will  think  so  too,  and  then  he  won't  kill  me." 

Shepherd.     "  Hush  !    Hush  !    Don't  talk  nonsense." 

[October  27,  1900.1 


It  uas  C(nnmoH  knouiedge  that  the  Budget  u«5  deliberately  designed  as  a  challenge  to  the  House  o)  Lords. 


45 


SUPPORTERS  "    RAMPANT, 
An   Heraldic  Inversion. 


[December  20,  3909.] 


Mr.  ASijuith,  a^  Prime  Mim^Ur,  uasjjuasivnatly  1  muur raised  by  the  speeches  oj  his  yoMhjidlicutiiiar.ls,  Mr.  Lloyd  hcwj^c  and  Mr .  Churchill. 


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WHEN  CONSTABULARY  DUTY'S  TO  BE  DONE." 


Mr.  Lloyd  George  {(o  the  new  Home  Secretary) .     "  I  suppose  you're  going  to  settle  down 
now  ?  " 

Mr.  Winston  Churchill.     "Yes;    but  I  shan't  forget  you.     If  you  find  yourself  in  trouble 
I'll  see  if  I  can't  get  you  a  reprieve,  for  the  sake  of  old  times  !  "  [February  23,  1910.^ 

Mr.  Churchill  nas  aftpointcd  Home  Secretary  alter  the  General  Election  tf  January,  lyio. 
Mr.  Lloyd  George's  Budget  proposals  were  freely  denounced  as  "  feloniotts." 

48 


"THE    BLAST    OF   WAR." 

KingHenry{Mr.Asquith).     "  Once  more  unto  the  breach,  dear  friends,  once  more  !  "    .   .  . 

Fluellen  {Mr.  Lloyd  George).     "  Up  to  the  breach,  you  dogs  1     A  vaunt,  you  cullions  I  " 

[King  Henry  the  Fifth,  Act  III.] 
[March  30,  1910.] 


Other  Ministers  represented  are  Messrs.  Haldane,  Birrell,  Churchill,  and  Burns. 

49 


THE    WANDERER'S    RETURN. 

Budget  Bill.     "  Well,  Father,  aren't  you  pleased  to  see  your  che-ild  again  ?  " 

Enthusiastic  Parent.     "  Oh,  it's  you,  is  it  ?     Welcome  Home!" 

[April  13,  1910. 


I  he  Biidi^dt  of  1909,  having  been  rejutcd  by  the  Lords,  iias  rciiiiruduccd  in  April,  1910. 


50 


THE    CONSTITUTION    IN    THE    MELTING-POT. 
The  Three  Witches.     "  Double,  double  toil  and  trouble  !  " — Macbeth,  Act  IV,  Scene  i. 

[April    13,   1910.] 


The  Fremicr,  Mr.  Asquitk,  ImJ.  introduced  Resobdions  desv^ned  to  abolish  the  Lords'  veto  on  U-gislatwii.      I  he  other  "  ^.itches  "  are 

Messrs.  Lloyd  George  and  ChurchiU. 


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THEj^LITTLE    DOTARD. 


Registrar  John  Bull  {to  bearer  of  venerable  infant).     "  Well,  what  can  I  do  for  it — birth 

certificate  or  old-age  pension  ?  " 

[April  20,  1910.] 


Many  0/  the  public  were  still  sceptical  regarding  the  merits  oj  the  Budget  proposals. 

52 


PEGGING   OUT   HIS    CLAIM. 
The  New  Goldfields.  Budget  Creek. 


[July  6,  1910.] 


Mr.  Lloyd  George  himself  had  no  doubts  as  to  the  revenue-producing  powers  of  his  new  taxes. 

53 


THE    ARCH-DRUID    OF    DOWNING    STREET. 

A  Musical  Correspondent  at  the  Eisteddfod  writes. — "  Mr.  Lloyd  George  then  obliged  with 
'  Land  of  My  Fathers.'  The  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer,  in  his  rendition  of  the  famous  Land 
song,  gave  its  full  site  value  to  every  note." 

[September  21,  1910.] 


Ihen  u,«i  much  Uiicusnon  oj  the  term  "  sue  value"  vi  connexion  with  the  nen'  duties  on  land. 


54 


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"THE    NIMBLE    GALLIARD." 

(AI'TER    the    picture    by    J.    ^KVMOTR    I.rCAS,    K.A.) 

("  Mr.  Ivloyd  George  has  shown  much  humour  and  extraordinary  intellectual 
nimbleness  and  agihty  during  these  discussions  '(on  the  Finance  Bill)." — • 
Daily  Paper.) 

[June   soj   1909-] 


55 


WHAT  SHE  WOULD   HAVE    DONE 
WITH  HjB-  !'.  p^i  IJ    ^ 


MR.    LLOYD    GEORGE    INTRODUCES    QUEEN    ELIZABETH. 

Ffovi  a  ref^nrl  ui  "  Ike  Titties  "  of  Air.  Lloyd  George's  speech  at  Reading. — "He 
wondered  wluit  would  have  happened  if;  Sir  Francis  Drake  liad  said,  '  I  have 
only  got  two  bi}^  ships  for  every  one  of  the  Spaniards',  and  only  five  small 
ones  for  every  small  one  on  their  side.  I  really  cannot  face  them.'  There 
was  a  good  old  Welsh  lady  named  Elizabeth  Tudor  on  the  throne  of  England 
at  that  time  who  had  no  fear  of  either  German  or  Spaniard  in  her  soul.  She 
would  have  sent  for  Drake  and  have  said  to  him,  '  Come  over  here  ;  your  head 
is  more  useful  on  Tower  Hill  than  on  a  British  man-of-war.' — (Loud  cheers.)  " 

[Other  thing's  fqu.illy  unplc.i^ant  rniulit  also  have  occurred.]  [January  12,  1910.] 


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LI'L    ALFRED    AND    BOMBARDIER    GEORGE 

(discussing  the  insurance  Bll.r.). 

"  My  predecessor  was  advised  by  the  lyaw  Officers  that  if  the  ulijeit  ami 
intent  of  the  combatants  was  to  subdue  each  other  by  violent  blows-  (laughter) 
-  -until  one  can  endure  it  no  longer—  (laught^r'i  the  contest  is  illegal.  .  .  . 
It  flenends  not  merely  on  the  rides  wiiich  arc  to  apply,  but  on  the  way  in 
which  the  tight  is  actuolly  ccuKhK-tefl." — Mr.  McKenna's  reply  to  a  question  on 
a  wholly  di/fereni  matter. 
[Mr.  LylteUon,  anrl   Mr.   J.loyd  George.} 

[November  8,   19 ii.] 


58 


THE    CHANCE    OF    A    LIFETIME. 

Our  Mr.  Asquith.     "  Five  hundred  coronets,  dirt-cheap  !     This  line  of  goods  ought  to 
make  business  a  bit  brisker,  what  ?  " 

Our  Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Not  half  ;    bound  to  go  like  hot  cakes." 

[December  28,  1910.] 


The  Government  were  reported  to  be  ready,  if  necessary,  to  recommend  the  creation  of  five  hundred  new  peers  to  overcome  the  opposition 

of  the  House  of  Lords. 

59     , 


BRINGING    DOWN    THE    HOUSE. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  {responding  to  calls  of  "Author  I  "  after  the  first  performance  of  his  great 
Insurance  Drama).  "  Never  knew  the  haloes  come  so  thick  before.  Pit  and  gallery  I'm  used 
to,  but  now  the  stalls  and  dress-circle  have  broken  out  I  "  [May  i7,  igu-] 


The  National  Insurance^Bill  nas  at  first  receiveU  witli  general  approval. 

60 


THE    DOCTOR. 

{With  Apologies  to  Sir  Luke  Fildes,  R.A .) 

Patient  {General  Practitioner).     "  This  treatment  will  be  the  death  of  me." 
Doctor  Bill.     "  I  dare  say  you  know  best.     Still,  there's  always  a  chance." 


[June  i4,"i9ii-| 


The  Insurance  Bill  met  with  much  criticism  Jrom  the  nudical  projesuvn. 

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LEFT    SITTING. 

Mr.  Asquith.     "  Well,  we've  had  six  mouths  of  the  strenuous  life,  and  it's  our  turn  for  a 
holiday." 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Yes.     Let's  hope  it'll  be  theirs  very  soon." 


62 


THE    PITILESS    PHILANTHROPIST. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Now  understand,  I've  brought  you  out  to  do  you  good,  and  good  I 

will  do  you,  whether  you  like  it  or  not." 

[November  22,  1911.] 


The  Insurance  Bill  was  still  out  of  favour  with  many  people,  both  employers  and  employed. 


63 


THE    WOLF    THAT    WOULDN'T. 

Red  Riding  Hood  (Mr.  Lloyd  Geoy^e).     "  Hullo,  Granny  ;  hasn't  he  tried  to  eat  you  ?  " 
Grandmother  {Insurance  Bill) .     "  No — never  even  touched  me." 

Red  Riding  Hood.     "Good!     But,   all  the  same,  this  isn't  the  story  I've  been  brought 
up  on." 

[December  20,  191 1.] 


CunUary  to  expectation,  the  Lords  paiseci  the  Insurance  Bill  with  little  demur. 

64 


FRONTISPIECE    TO    VOL.    CXLI.,   JULY-DEC,    191 1. 


[December  27,  iqii. 


Domestic  servants  were  rather  doubtful  as  to  the  advantages  of  the  Insurance  Bill  to  their  particular  class. 


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UNITED    WE    DIFFER. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Votes  for  women  !     Don't  you  listen  to  my  esteemed  colleague  !  " 
Mr.  Harcourt.     "  No  votes  for  women  !     My  esteemed  colleague  is  talking  nonsense  !  " 

[January  lo,  1912.] 


The  Ministry  was  much  divided  on  the  subject  of  female  suffrage. 

67 


CHRONIC    DEPRESSION.; 
Dame  Consols  {querulously).     "  I  keep  on  feeliug  so  low.     Why  can't  you  call  in  a  doctor  ?  '* 
Sairey  Lloyd-Gamp.     "  Which  I  can't  a-bear  the  name  o'  sich  !  "  [February  14,  1912.] 

The  average  price  of  Consols  iit  191 1  uas  ;C79,  "s  compayed  with  /|46  in  1903 

6& 


SET    STORMY. 

Liberal  By-election  Candidate.     "  I  say,  this  looks  pretty  hopeless.     Still  going  down." 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Oh  !     It'll  be  all  right  ia  a  few  years." 

Liberal  By-election  Candidate.     "  Yes  ;    but  I've  got  to  go  out  now." 

[March  13,  1912. 


A   by-election  in  South  Manchester  resulted  in  the  dejeai  of  the  Government  candidate. 


69 


Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer.     "  I'm  afraid  I  shan't  make  much  of  a  hit  with  this.     It's  sure 

to  be  cut  out  by  the  CoUier  problem  picture." 

[The  right  hon.  gentleman  is  under  a  misapprehension  if  he  imagines  that  Mr.  John  CoUier  is  to  exhibit  a  problem 
picture  this  year.l  ^_^p^il  3_  ^^^2  .j 


The  Budget  of  19 12  contained  few  novel  features, 
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UNQUALIFIED    ASSISTANCE. 

Patent  Medicine  {to  the  Author  o,  the  Insurance  Bill).     "  Never  mind,  dear  fellow,  I'll  stand 
by  you — to  the  death  1  " 

[May  15,  1912.] 


The  National  Insurance  Bill  was  jeopardized  by  the  opposition  of  the  medical  profession. 

72 


DOGG'D. 


Winsto??.     "  Ship's  biscuit,  I  think." 


[May  29,  1912.; 


It  was  feared  that  the  necessity  of  strengthening  the  Navy  to  cope  with  the  German  menace  uouU  absorb  most  of  Mr.  Lloyd  George's 

estimated  surplus. 

73 


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THE    COMING    OLYMPIC    STRUGGLE. 
Active  Training  for  the  Passive  Resistance  Event. 


[July  3,  1912.] 


Mi^lresics  and  jiiaids  combined  in  resistance  to  the  "  stamp-lickxng'  proposals  oj  the  Insurance  Bill' 

74 


THE    GLORIOUS    FIFTEENTH. 

Our  St.  Sebastian.     "  And  now,  ladies  and  gentlemen,  after  these  refieshing  preliminaries, 
let  us  get  to  business."  [July  lo,  1912.1 

The  National  Insurance  Act  came  into  force  on  July  i^ih,  1912. 

75 


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••  OLIVER    ASKS    FOR  "    LESS. 

John  Bull  (fed  up).     "  Please,  sir,  need  I  have  quite  so  many  good  tilings  ? 
Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Yes,  you  must ;    and  tliere's  more  to  come." 


[July  24,  iQi;.' 


76 


THE    TAXABLE    ELEMENT. 


First  Lord.     "  The  sea  for  me  !  " 

Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer.     "  Well,  you  can  have  it.     Give  me  the  land  ! 


[August  7,  igic] 


The  land-taxes  introduced  by  Mr.  Lloyd  George  had  already  stimulated  the  sale  of  country  properties. 


71 


MUTUAL    SYMPATHY. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Bad  weather  for  the  land,  I'm  afraid." 
British  Farmer.     "  Yes  ;    you'd  better  try  taxing  water- values." 


[August  28,  1912.] 


The  harvest  of  1912  u-as  much  injured  by  tain. 
78 


THE    CREATION    OF   ENTHUSIASM. 

Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer.     "  I  think  Professor  Schafer  must  have  been  misinformed. 
I  see  no  signs  of  life." 

[September  i8:  1912.] 


In  the  Presidential  address  at  the  British  Association  Prof.  Schafer  had  suggested  that  life  might  be  created  by  chemical  action. 


79 


THE    BAIT. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Surely  he  ought  to  take  this  one  !  " 


[October  30,  1912.1 


The  panel  doctor's  rcmuncralion  under  the  National  Insurance  Act  was  raised  to  Ss.  6d.  per  patient. 


80 


SEMI-DETACHMENT. 

Gamekeeper  {to  poacher).     "  What  are  you  doing  here  ?  " 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  {innocently).     "  I    must   refer   you,   sir,    to    the   ferret,  who   is   acting 
independently."  r^,        <      c  i 

^  -^  [November  6,  1912] 


81 


FRONTISPIECE    FOR    VOL.    CXLIV. 


[January  i,  19 13.]' 


The  Chancellor  introduces  the  Budget. 

Mr-  Lloyd  George.  "  Not  so  tricky,  perhaps,  as  some 
that  I've  shown  you,  gentlemen,  but  a  perfectly  sound 
performer."  [April  30,  1913.] 


"  She  would  'never  desert  him.'  " 
(Mr.  Lloyd  George  as  Mr.  Micawber.) 

[July  2,  1913.] 


S2 


MARKING    TIME. 

Mary  Ann  {during  a  hitch).     "  Shall  we  ever  get  to  the  doctor's  ?  " 
Chauffeur  Lloyd  George  {hopefully).     "  Oh,  yes  ;    sooner  or  later." 

Mary  Ann.     "  Well,  I  thought  I'd  ask,  'cause  I  see  the  ticker's  going  on  as  hard  as  ever." 

[January  8,  1913.] 


S3 


THE    SCHOLAR-POACHER. 

[Mr.  Lloyd  George,  whose  interest  in  the  Land  Enquiry  is  well  known,  lias  (according  to  Lord  Haldane)  announced 
his  intention  of  throwing  himself  whole-heartedly  into  the  Government  scheme  of  National  Education.] 

[January  22,  1913-1 


84 


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RAG-TIME    IN    THE   HOUSE. 

Sir  Edward  Grey's  Woman  Suffrage  Amendment  produced  some  curious  partnerships.] 


[January  29,  1913.1 


W'l"il''^^J^^^'''/z 


THE  RETURN  OF  THE  GOLDEN  AGE. 

{Vide  the  Lloyd-Georgics — passim.) 


[February  i:,  1913. 


86 


THE    GERMAN    LLOYD. 

Kaiser  Wilhehn  {on  the  new  Berlin-London  telephone).     "  Hiillo,  is  that  the  Chancellor? 
I  say,  what  do  you  think  of  my  new  idea  of  taxing  capital  ?  " 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Excellent,  sir.     Most  flattering,  I'm  sure." 
Kaiser  Wilhelm.     "  And  what  do  you  do  when  they  kick  ?  " 
Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Tax  'em  all  the  more." 

[March  12,  1913.] 


87 


A    MODEST   REQUEST. 

John  Bull.     "  I've  just  been  reading  four  volumes  about  your  kind  heart  ;    and  now, 
by  way  of  proving  it,  can't  you  take  a  little  something  off  my  income-tax  ?  " 

[Ai)ril  2,   1913.1 


A  Lij'c  of  Mr.  Lloyd  George  in  jour  ivUimes  had  laidy  been  published. 

88 


"SWELLING    VISIBLY." 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  (Bud^st-niaker) .     "  Chest — A  hundred  and  ninety-five  millions." 
John  Bull.     "  That  sounds  rather  flattering.     Won't  it  be  too  big  for  me  ?  " 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  No,  sir,   not  at  your  present  rate  of  expansion."         [.A.pril  30,  1913.] 


89 


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TOO    MANY    PIPS. 

Asquith  {to  Lloyd  George).     "  Funny  thing,  mate  ;    'e  don't  seem  to  know  wot's  good  for 
'im.     We  shall  'ave  to  try  again." 

[Mr.  Asquith  has  promised  a  Bill  to  amend  the  Insurance  Act.]  nn,,,.  a    imo  t 


In  one  of  his  speeches  on  the  Insurance  Act  Mr.  Lloyd  George  hud  caUulatcd  that   the  insured  person  got   gd.  in  benefits  jor 

4d.  ill  contributions. 


QO 


BLAMELESS    TELEGRAPHY. 

John  Bull.     "  My  boys,  you  leave  the  court  without  a  stain — except,  perhaps,  for  the 
whitewash." 

[June  25,  1913-] 


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PAINTING    THE    LILY. 


[July  2,  1913-] 


92 


THE    LAND-CAMPAIGNER. 
Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  I  wonder  if  I  ought  to  ginger  it  up  or  water  it  down  ?  " 

[The  Chancellor  is  reported  to  have  been  camping  out  on  a  Welsh  mountain.] 

[September  s.'igis.] 


93 


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THE    LANDLORD'S    NEMESIS. 

Pheasant  {on  the  eve  of  the  First).     "  They're  going  for  me  to-morrow." 
Mr.  Lloyd  George  (fully  armed  for  future  events).     "  Die  happy,  bird  !     Ten  days  later  I'm 
going  for  them." 


[The  opening  of  the  Chancellor's  Land  Campaign  is  promised  for  October  ii.] 


[October  i,  3933.1 


94 


THE    IRREPRESSIBLE. 

Mr.  Asqnith  {waiting  for  the  "  patter  "  to  finish).     "  This  is  the  part  that  makes  me 


aervous  ! 


[October  29,  igiS-l 


95 


THE    NEW    ULYSSES. 
"  '  Courage,'  he  said,  and  pointed  toward  the  LAND." 


' — The  Lotos-Eaters. 

[November  26,  191  :^. 


96 


THE    LAND     '  CAMPAIGN." 

Scoutmaster  A  squith  (to  Scout  George  of  the  "Pheasant "  Patrol).  "  What  have  you  to  report  ?  " 
Scout  George.     "  The  enemy  is  on  our  side,  sir." 
Scoutmaster  Asquith.     "  Then  let  the  battle  begin  !  " 

["  Whatever  can  be  done  to  improve  the  lot  of  the  agriculturist  will  have  the  Opposition's  cordial  support." — Pall 

Mall  Gazette.']  rn         u        »  ^ 

■'  [December  17,  1913.] 


97 


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^'tJbe  CPon^RCb  o^^^^GLeri:a  nem  l/7w-S€€f^: 


FRONTISPIECE    TO    VOL.    CXLVI. 


[J;uiiiary  7,  1914.] 


98 


THE    THREATENED    AGRICULTURAL    MILLENNIUM. 


Departing   Year.     "  '  Do  I  sleep,   do  I  dream  ? 

Or  is  visions  about  ?  '  " 


[Almanack,  1914  ] 


99 


THE    SAND    CAMPAIGN. 
Scene — Algeria,  on  the  border  of  the  desert. 

The  Arab  and  the  Chancellor 
Were  walking  hand-in-hand  ; 

The  latter  wept  a  lot  to  see 
Such  quantities  of  sand  ; 

"  Why  are  you  holding  up,"  he  said. 
This  very  fertile  laud  ?  " 


[January  14,  1914.] 


too 


A   DIVERSION. 

Burglar  George.     "  It's  your  money  I  want  !  " 

John  Bull.     "  IMy  dear  fellow,  it's  positively  a  relief  to  see  you.     I've  just.been  having  such 
a  horrible  dream  !  " 

[April  29,   1914.J 


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The  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer  g^^'^ 

as  seen  by  his  opponents  and  by  his  admirers.  ^^^^ 

[March  18,191^.] 

SA\cTv^ 


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Lloyd   Charon   (to   Plutocratic  Shades).     "  Vour 
you  more  !  " 


fares 
[May 


will    cost 
13,  1914-] 


"I  understand  you  have  only  one  Welsh  saint. 
Well,  there'll  soon  be  another;  it  will  be  Saint 
Lloyd  George.  I  would  canonise  him  right 
awav.  ■ — The  Rev.  Dr.  Clifford  at  Westbourne 
Park  Chapel.  [March  n,  igU-J 


^m^mtk^^l 


Mr.  Lloyd  George  and  the  Welsh 
Disestablishment  Bill. 

"  For  the  rest  it  was  the  same 
grinding  out  of  barrel-organ  tunes 
tbat  has  been  going  on  these  three 
years." 

[May  27,  1914.] 


At  Mr.  Punch's  Christmas  Bazaar. 
[Almanack,  19 14.] 


Mr.  Chancellor  Micauber.  ".Annual 
income  twenty  pounds,  annual  expendi- 
ture  nmetcen  nineteen  six  ;    result,  happi- 

''"^•"  [May  13.  1914-] 


103 


THE    LIBERAL    CAVE-MEN; 

OR,    A    HOLT   FROM    Tllli    BL,VE. 

Harassed  Chancellor.     "  It's  not  so  much  for  my  feet  that  I  mind — they're  hardened 
against  this  kind  of  tiling  ;    but  I  do  hate  rocks  on  my  head." 

[July  15,  I'll).] 

The  Bitdgei  of  this  year  uas  much  criticized  by  Mr.  Holt,  M.f.,  and  other  wealthy  Liberals. 

104 


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" EXTRY    SPESHUL  ! 


[July  8,  1914.] 


"  He  did  not  want  these  adaptations  of  a 

German  system  which  the  Chancellor  of    the 

Exchequer   seemed    to    have    chosen." — Lord 

Jjiiigh  Cecil.  [July  22,  1914] 


David  {to  the  Philistine).  "  I<ook  here,  old 
man.  I  should  hate  to  be  the  cause  of  any 
unpleasantness.  Why  not  approach  me  as  a 
deputation  and  talk  things  over  ?  " 

[May  12,  1915.] 


The  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer  "  in 
homely  character  of  coalheaver  hlliug  bunkers 
of  a  battleship." 

[Xovemher  25,   iqi;).] 


105 


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[April  21,  1915O 


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ANOTHER  LEEK  IN  HIS  CAP. 
Referring  to  the  sellUmenl  of  a  coal  dispute  in  South  Wales. 


(July  28,  1915.] 


almost  too  late. 
Mr.  Lloyd  Gkorge  only  just  catches  the  Victoria  'Bus. 

[December   29,  1915] 


The  Minister  of  Miinitio)is  announced  that  at  last  we  i^ere  producing  enough  shells  fur  our  requirements. 


108 


PRESS  THE  BUTTON.  AND  UP  COMES  THE  GENIE. 


[May  31,  19 1 6.] 


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OUT  ON  THE  WAR-PATH. 


The  New  Secretary  for  War  [Mr.   Li,oyd  George]  and  his  trusty  hexchman 

[LfORD  Derby]. 

[July  12,  1916.] 


V  log 


Photographer  Lloyd  George.     "  Nice  day  for  a  charming  group  photo,  Sir,  with  tliis  other 
gentleman — a  war-time  study — peace  in  the  home-circle — and  so  forth." 

[August  2,  1919.] 


THE  MAN  -WITH  A  PUNCH. 

[December  13,  1916.] 


SERGEANT  LLOYD.  GEORGE'S  NEW  RECRUITING 
SONG— 

"  He's  fat,  fair  and  forty-owe." 

[November  i,  191 6.] 


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THE    NEW    CONDUCTOR. 

OPENING   OF  THE   1917  OVERTURE. 


[December  co,  1916.] 


Mr.  Lloyd  George  succeeded  Mr.  Asquilh  as  Prime  Minister  in  December,  1916. 

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Generai,  IvI.oyd  George,  War  Lord. 


[Almanack,  1917.] 


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NE-rTHERn 


Hitherto  unpubushed  valentine  sent  to  Mr.  Bonar  Law  last  week.     Believed 

LOST   IX   THE    I'OST.  [February  20,   loiS/ 


Mr.^Bunar  La^c  iaid  tn  ihe  Home  oi  Cuininoiis,  "  J  have  iw  more  interest  in  this  I'ntne  Minister  \Mr.  Lloyd  George]  tlian  I  had  in 

the  Just"   [Mr.  Asquith], 


112 


THE    NATION    DEMANDS. 

My.  Punch  {to  the  Prime  Minister).     "  If  you  must  have  dirty  liueu  washed  in  public  during 
the  war,  for  God's  sake,  Sir,  wash  it  clean." 

[July  4,  1917.] 


"3 


THE    NEW    LOAF. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Lucky  Rliondda  !     But  I  taught  liim  those  numbers." 

[August  15    I9I7-") 


114 


COBBLES  IIMITED 


FUMT&STEEL 


"KEEP    THE    HOME    FIRES    BURNING." 

SOr,0   BY  OUR  OPTIMISTIC   PREMIER. 


[September  5,  1917] 


H 


"5 


>    4  14/  til  J  ^ifSTDinW^  '  -^^  ^^ 

THE    LETTER    AND    THE    SPIRIT. 

Prime  Minister.     "  You  young  rascal  !     I  never  said  that." 

Newsboy.      "  Well.   T'll   lay   yer  meant  it." 


[OcloTtrr  to,  1917.] 


116 


INTERLUDE. 

St.  Patrick.     "  That's  not  the  way  I  dealt  with  poisonous  reptiles.     What's  the  good  of 
trying  to  charm  it  ?  " 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  I'm  not  trying  to  charm  it.     I'm  just  filling  in  the  time." 

[November  7,  1917.] 


117 


DAVID    IN    RHONDDALAND. 

David.     "  I'm  often  away  from  home.     How  do  I  get  sugar  ?  " 
The  Mad  Grocer.     "  You  don't  ;    you  fill  up  a  fonn." 
David.     "  But  I  have  filled  up  a  form." 

The  Mad  Grocer.     "  Then  vou   fill  i\n  another  form." 


[December  5,  IQ17.] 


118 


THE    HEAD-BREAKERS. 

Nationalist.     "  No  Conscription  !  " 

Ulstermati.     "  No  Home  Rule  !  " 

Prime  Minister.     "  Break  my  head  by  all  means,  gentlemen — if  only  you'll  break  the 
Kaiser's  first !  " 

[April  24,  1918.] 


119 


Mr.  Lloyd  George  {pumping  up  his  second-hand  19 16  Westminster).     "  I  hope  the  old  'bus 
is  good  for  another  six  mouths."  [July  17,  1918.] 

Owing  to  the  War,  the  Parliament,  elected  in  December,  1910,  for  a  term  of  five  years,  on  five  occasions  lengthened  its 
own  existence. 


I 


'^•^^^^^ 


Mr.  Punch.     "  Going  to  the  country,  Sir  ?  " 
Air.  Lloyd  George.   "  Well,  we'll  wait  and  see." 

[August  14,  101?-^ 


t'^--<''"''3 


ELEMENTARY  ECONOMICS. 

[February  ig,  1019.I 


The  long-expected  General  Election  took  place  at   the 
end  of  this  year. 


At  the  opening  of  the  neiv  Parliament  Mr.  Lloyd  George 
made  a  firm  speech  in  reply  to  exaggerated  Labour  demands. 


120 


A   CASE    FOR   DEFERMENT. 

Mr.  Punch.     "  Who's  the  old  dug-out  ?  " 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  That's  my  friend.  General  Election.     I  was  wondering  whether  I 
covildn't  give  him  a  job." 

Mr.  Punch.     "  Well,  I  hope  you  won't — not  while  this  war's  on." 

[August  28,  rgiS.] 


121 


AND    SO    SAY   ALL    OF   US. 

The  Lancashire  Lass.     "  What  Lancasliire  gives  you  to-day  she  looks  to  you  to  give 
Europe  to-morrow."  [September  iS,  1918.] 


122 


SOLDIER   AND    CIVILIAN. 

Marshal  FocJi  {to  Messrs.  Clemenceau,   Wilson,  and  Lloyd  George). 
that  road,  gentlemen,  look  out  for  booby-traps." 


"  If  you're  going  up 

[OctoVer  23,  1918.] 


123 


GREAT   EXPECTATIONS. 


[December  25,  1918.] 


Ih:   Genera!   Election   nas   held  on   December    i-ii>',   '"'■'   ll:e  results  were  not   known   till   December   zSth. 

124 


THE    1919    MODEL. 

Mr.  Punch.     "  They've  given  you  a  fine  new  machine,  Mr.  Premier,  and  you've  got  plenty 
of  spirit  ;  but  look  out  for  bumps." 

[January  i,  1919.] 


12: 


THE    PROGRESSIVE    WEIGHT-LIFTER. 


TFebruary  5,  1910] 


126 


la: 


THE    EASTER    OFFERING. 

My.  Lloyd  George  {fresh  from  Paris).     "  I  don't  say  it's  a  perfect  egg  ;    but  parts  of  it,  as 
the  saying  is,  are  excellent." 

[April  i6,  lOio" 


128 


THE    CHEERFUL    PACHYDERM. 

Elephant  {faintly  intrigued).     "  Who's  that  tickling  me  ?  " 


[April  23,  1919.] 


129 


THE    SOLUTION. 
My.  Lloyd  George.     "'Direct  action'?     By  Jove,  that's  an  idea!" 


[July  30,  1919.] 


At  this  time  there  was  much  discussion  in  the  Labour  Parly  as  to  the  ttse  of  ihe  strike-weapon  for  political  purposes.j 


THE  DREAM  THAT  (APPARENTLY)  WON'T  COME  TRUE. 

Sir  Donald  Maclean.     "  The  people  in  this  country  want  no  Roman  triumph." 
Lord  Curzon.     "  The  trial  of  the  ex-Kaiser  may  very  likely  not  be  held  in  London." 


[July  30,  1919.] 


THE  JUSTICE  OF   THE  PEACE. 

.  Mr.  Lloyd  George  {coming  on  again  after 
changing  his  dress).  "  The  last  act  gave  me 
'  reputation  even  in  the  cannon's  mouth.' 
Hope  this  next  one  won't  turn  it  into  a 
bubble." 

[July  9,  1919-] 


"  I    am   afraid   I    am  getting  contro- 
versial."— Mr.  Lloyd  George. 

[February  i3,  1920. 


The  Prime  Minister  had  a  great  reception  on  returning  from  In  the  debate  on  the  Address  the  Prime  Minister  vigorously 

the  Peace  Conference  at  Versailles,  rebutted  the  criticisms  of  Mr.  Adamson  and  Sir  Donald  Maclean. 


A    DISTINGUISHED    STRANGER. 

Mr.  Bonar  Law.     "  Come  and  have  a  look  at  the  old  place  once  more.     I  think  I  could 
get  you  in."  [August  13,  1919.] 


The  Prime  Minister  rarely  attended  the  House  of  Cotnmons  this  Session, 


132 


THE   HAZARD. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  (using  heavy  niblick).     "  I  don't  say  it's  a  showy  weapon  and  I  don't 
say  it  suits  my  well-known  free  style,  but  it's  the  only  one  for  the  situation." 

[August  27,  1919. 


133 


HIGHWAY   POLITICS. 

Mr.  Smillie.     "  Nationalization  or  your  life  ?  " 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Certainly  not  my  life.     I  can  tell  you  that  at  once.     I  don't  need 

to  consult  the  Press  about  thai." 

[September  !/■,  1919.] 


134 


THE    RETURN    OF    LLOYDGEORGIUS    TARQINIUS. 

Chorus  of  Departmental  Poppies.     "  Here  comes  Superbus.      Some  of  us  are  going  to  get 
it  in  the  neck  !  " 

[September  24,  igig-l 


135 


NO    REST    FOR    THE    WIZARD. 

The  Prime  Minister  {weary  with  the  strain  of  the  strike).     "  Now  for  forty  winks." 

The  Mosquito.     "  Ping  !  " 

[October  15,  1919.] 


136 


HERCULES   AT   HOME, 

Prime  Minister  {to  faithful  attendant).     "  What's  the  next  labour  ?  " 

Mr.  Bonar  Law.     "  Well,  if  you'll  forgive  my  humour,  there  are  these  Lloyd-Georgean 

stables  that  want  cleaning  out." 

[October  29,  1919  ] 


137 


/ 


THE    SERVANT    PROBLEM. 

Mother  of  Parliaments.     "  Of  course  times  are  changed,  and  my  servants  expect  greater 
freedom  ;    but  I  must  really  ask  you,  David,  to  be  here  to  answer  the  bell  one  day  a  week." 

David.     "  Very  well,  Madam.     If  you  insist  I  will  arrange  to  make  Thursday  my  '  At 
Home  '  day." 

[November  19,  1919-] 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  announced  that  in  future  he  would  attend  the  House  oj  Comvions  at  queslion-time  on  Thursdays. 

138 


'-'.  71- 

TRIALS  OF  AN   IDEALIST. 


'^^7 


Lloyd-Bunthorne.     "  Do  you  know  what  it  is  to  yearn  for  the  indefinable,  and  yet  to  be 
brought  face  to  face,  daily,  with  the  multiplication  table  ?  " 

Patience.     "  If  you  please,  I  don't  understand  you.     You  frighten  me."     {patience.  Act  I.) 

[December  17,  1919.] 


139 


THE    GREAT    POSTPONEMENT. 

Prime  Minister.     "  Trust  1  " 

Irish  Pig.     "  I'm  fed  up  with  trusting." 


[December  24,  1919.] 


140 


ALL    DONE   BY   KINDNESS. 


[December  31,  1919.] 


The  Government  of  Ireland  Bill  v;as  supported  by  the  bulk  of  the  Unionist  Party. 

141 


THE    HEIR   PRESUMPTIVE. 

Labour.     "  Perhaps  it's  a  size  too  big  for  me  at  present." 

Coalition.     "  Glad  you  feel  like  that,  as  I  haven't  quite  finished  with  it." 


[January  14,  1920.] 


142 


m'fhmiii 


A    DOWNING    STREET    MELODRAMA. 

The  Premier.     "  Come  on  in,  Bouar  ;    I  love  these  fancy  blood-curdlers.     Best  tonic  in 
the  world." 

[February  4,  1920.] 


'43 


A    TEST    OF    SAGACITY. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.  "  Ladies  and  gentlemen,  with  the  letters  I  have  placed  before  him 
our  learned  friend  will  now  spell  out  something  that  signifies  the  greatest  happiness  for 
Ireland." 

The  Pig.     "  I  can't  make  the  beastly  thing  spell  '  repubUc'  " 

[February  i8,  1920.] 


The  Government  of  Ireland  Bill  was  denounced  by  the  Republican  Party  in  Ireland. 

144 


145 


THE  RETURN  OF  THE  EX-CHAMPION. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  \Velcome_back  !     I've  becu  wanting  a  sparring  partner  to  get  me 
into  condition  ;    and  you're  the  very  man." 

[March  3,   1920.] 


Mr,  Asquiih  ivas  relumed  for  Paisley  in  February, 
146 


THE    KINDEST    CUT    OF    ALL. 

Welsh  Wizard.     "  I  now  proceed  to  cut  this  map  into  two  parts  and  place  them  in  the  hat. 
After  a  suitable  interval  they  will  be  found  to  have  come  together  of  their  own  accord — (aside) 

— at  least  let's  hope  so  ;   I've  never  done  this  trick  before." 

[March  lo,  1920.] 


The  ultimate  union  of  Ulster  with  the  rest  of  Ireland  -ujas  contemplated  in  the  Government  of  Irela  nd  Bill 


A    ST.   PATRICK'S    DAY    DREAM 
(march  17). 


The  IJyllist  of  Downing  Street  {with  four-leaved  shamrock).     "  She  loves  me  I     She 

But  perhaps  I'd  better  not  go  auy  further." 

[March  17,  1920.] 


148 


WHAT'S    IN    A    NAME  ? 

Mate.     "  While  we  are  doin'  her  up,  what  about  givin'  her  a  new  name  ?     How  would 
'  Fusion  '  do  ?  " 

Captain.     "  '  Fusion  '  or  '  Confusion  ' — it's  all  one  to  me  so  long  as  I'm  skipper." 

[March  24,  1920.] 


149 


••  OLIVER    •  ASKS  '    FOR    MORE." 

Miner.     "  You'll  be  sorry  one  of  these  days  that  you  didn't  give  me  Nationalization." 
Premier.     "  If  you  keep  on  like  this,  there  won't  be  any  nation  left  to  nationalize  you." 

[April  7,  1920  ] 


i^o 


-A    LEVY   ON   PATRIOTISM. 


[April   14,   1920.] 


151 


FROM    TRIUMPH    TO    TRIUMPH. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.  "I've  made  peace  with  Germany,  with  Austria,  with  Bulgaria,  and 
now  I've  made  peace  with  France.  So  there's  only  Turkey,  Ireland  and  I.ord  Northcliffe 
^^^^•"  [May  5.  19=0.] 


»52 


THE   RELUCTANT    THRUSTER. 

Mr.  Asquith  (performing  the  function  of  a  battering-ram) .     "  I  confess  that  at  my  time  of 
life  I  should  have  preferred  a  more  sedentary  if  less  honorific  sphere  of  usefulness." 

[May  19,  1920.] 


Mr.  Asquith' s  criticisms  of  the  Government  were  considered  by  some  of  his  party  to  be  i^ anting  in  iigour. 

'53 


THE   PARLIAMENTARY    TRAIN. 
Porter  Lnu:     "  Some  of  this  stufif  will  have  to  be  left  tor  the  relief  train— if  we  have  one." 
Mr.  Lloyd  George.    "That's  all  right  so  long  as  you  can  carry  my  little  lot." 


[May  26,  1920.] 


AT    THE    MILLENNIUM    STORES. 
Mr.  Lloyd  George  {Chairman).     You've  worked  splendidly  up  to  Christmas,  and  if  you'llput  your  bactcs  into  it 
for  the  New  Year  trade  I'll  see  if  I  can't  give  you  a  good  long  holiday  in  the  autumn." 

Mr.  Donar  Law  {Manager)      "  Or  some  other  time."  [December  29,  1920.] 

Mr-  Bonar  Law,  Mr.  Lloyd  George,  Mr.  Shorn,  Mr.  Chamberlain,  Mr.  Neal,  Sir  Eric  Geddes,  Sir  Robert  Horne,  Mr.  Churchill- 


ENVOYS    EXTRAORDINARY. 

Prime  Minister  {to  Bolshevist  Delegates).     "  Happy  to  see  you,  gentlemen.     But  would  you 
mind  going  round  by  the  tradesmen's  entrance,  just  for  the  look  of  the  thing  ?  " 

[June  2,  1920.] 


It  was  explained  that  the  reception  of  the  Russian  trade  delegates  did  not  imply  "  recognition  "  0/  the  Bolshevist  Govermnent. 


155 


THE    GREAT    IMPROVISER. 


[June  9,  1920.] 


Mr.  Lloyd  George  uas  once  described  in  I'unch  as  "  the  head  0/  Ike  Improvisa-Tories." 

156 


DIRECT    REACTION. 

Labour  Extremist.     "  He's  a  bit  too  quick  on  the  rebound." 

[Mr.  Lloyd  George  gave  a  very  straight  answer  to  the  representative  of  those  members  of  the  National  Union  of  Railwaymen 
who  had  refused  to  handle  munitions  intended  for  the  defence  of  the  Royal  Irish  Constabulary  against  murderous  attack.] 

[June  i6,  1920.] 


157 


I  o  u. 

German  Delegate  {at  Spa  Conference).  "  We  have  no  money  ;  but,  to  prove  that  we  are 
anxious  to  pay  you  back,  let  me  present  you  with  our  Bernhardi's  new  book  on  the  next 
war." 

[July  7,  ig^o-] 


•58 


IF    WINSTON    SET    THE    FASHION- — 

Premier  {entering  Cabinet  Council  Room).     "  What — nobody  here  ?  " 

Butler.     "  You  forget.  Sir.     This  is   Press   day.     The  gentlemen   are   all   finishing  their 

newspaper  articles." 

[August  II,  1920.] 

Mr.  Churchill  had  recently  ix:ritten  several  articles  jor  the  Sunday  Press. 


THE    PROBLEM. 

Poland  {to  Mr.  Lloyd  George,  organizer  of  the  Human  Chess  Tournament).  "  How  are  you 
going  to  play  the  game  ?  I  was  led  to  believe  I  was  to  be  a  queen,  but  I  find  I'm  only  a 
pawn." 

[August  i8,  1920.] 


160 


"  THE    LION    OF    LUCERNE." 

My.  Lloyd  George  {havmg  jodelled  heavily).     "  Not  a  single  dissentient  echo  !     This  is  the 

sort  of  peace  conference  I  like."     {Continues  to  jodel.) 

,  [August  25,  i920.-| 


The  Prime  Minister  took  a  brief  holiday  in  Lucerne  this  autumn. 

161 


SNOWED    UNDER. 

The  St.  Bernard  Pup  {to  his  Master).     "  This  situation  appeals  to  my  hereditary  instincts. 
Shall  I  come  to  the  rescue  ?  " 

[Before  leaviDg  Switzerland  Mr.  Lloyd  George  purchased  a  St.  Bernard  pup.] 

[September  15,  1920.] 


162 


A    PROSPECTIVE    JONAH  ? 

The  Captain   {to  Sir  Eric  Geddes).      "  I  sometimes  vvonderwhether  a  man  of  your  ability 
ought  not  to^lind  a  better  opening." 


[It  is  rumoured  that  the  Ministry  of  Transport  is  to  have  a  linaited  existence.] 


[October  6,  1920.] 


163 


THE    EXPERTS. 

Asqiiith.     "  Give  him  his  head  !  " 

Grey.     "  Tell  him  you'll  cut  the  string  in  a  couple  of  years  !  " 

Morley.     "  What  you  want  is  a  more  powerful  sanity  !  " 


[Octol.rr   13,   1920.] 


164 


i65 


THE    LAST    STRAW. 

The  Camel  Driver.     "  Now,  which  hump  had  this  better  go  on  ?  " 

The  Camel.     "  It's  all  the  same  to  me.     It's  boimd  to  break  my  back  anyhow." 

[November  24,  1920.] 


166 


THE    ROAD    TO    ECONOMY. 

The  Shepherd.     "  I  wonder  if  any  of  you  sheep  could  show  me  the  way." 

["  Let  the  Nation  set  the  example  (in  economy)  to  the  Government." — Mr.  Lloyd  George.] 


[December'  8,'igio.] 


167 


THE    ECONOMISTS. 
Scene. — The  Coalition  Golf  Club  de  luxe. 

Mr.  Bouar  Laiv.     "  Dare  wc  have  caddies  ?  " 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Xo,  no.     M'e  are  observed.     The  place  is  alive  with  electors.' 

'Pprrmhrr  15,  10  :i--.] 


["Watch  your  iM.l'.  !  " — Poster  of  Aiili-Waste  Press.] 
1 68 


A   BOXING    NIGHTMARE. 

The  Good  Fairy  Georgina.     "  I  wave  my  wand — Utopia  doth  appear   .    .    . 

{extemporizing)    Sometliing's  gone  wrong.     O  dear  !     O  dear  !     O  dear  I  " 

[December  29,  1920.] 


169 


THE    WORLDS    PREMIER    DUETTISTS. 

r/ic   Welsh  Harp.     "  You  won't  take  this  piece  too  furioso,  will  you,  dear  boy  ?  " 
The  French  Horn.     "  Certainly  not,  mon  brave  ;   not  if  you  don't  take  it  too'^tnoderato." 

[January  26,  1021.] 


.Mr.  Lljyd  George  had  several  conferences  this  year  with  M.  Briand,  Ihe  French  Premier. 

170 


IN    THE    LAND    OF    HIS    FATHERS. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  {ivho  in  the  act  of  apostrophizing  his  native  mountains  has  been  bitten  by  an 
Independent  Welsh  Rabbit).     "  Et  tu.   Brute!" 

[February  2,  1921.] 


Al  a  by-election  in  Cardiganshire  there  was  a  heavy  poll  against  the  Government. 

171 


"  IN    THE    SPRING    A    PRESS-MAN'S    FANCY 


My.  Donar  Law.     "  Everything  seems  very  forward  this  year." 

My.  Lloyd  Geoyge.     "  Yes — and  tliat  reminds  me — are  we  ready  for  a  General  Election  ?  " 

Mr.  D.  L.     "  What  do  we  want  with  a  General  Election  ?  " 

Mr.  L.  G.     "  My  dear  fellow,  it's  not  my  idea  ;    I  got  it  out  of  the  papers." 

[February  9,  19:1. 1 


iiiimiim 


TROTSKY— LIMITED. 

Our  Mr,  George.     "  Good  morning,  gentlemen.     I'm  afraid  I've  called  on  your  busy  day." 

(March  23,  1921. 


The  Irade-a^reement  with  Russia  mcule  slow  progress  oifing  to  the  anarchy  in  that  country. 


173 


^"f  mmmili . 


THE    NEW    SEVEN. 
Mr.  Austen  Chamberlain.     "  I'm  afraid  it'll  be  difficult  to  fill  your  place  in  the  boat." 
Mr.  Bonar  Law.     "  Oh,  you'll  find  stroke  an  easy  man  to  follow." 
Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  So  long  as  the  bow  side  don't  try  to  pull  me  round  !  " 

[March  30,  19:1.] 


Mr.  Chambertain  had  just  succeeded  .Mr.  Lav;  as  Leader  of  the  House. 


k-/.^;if. 


THE    WATCH    ON    THE    RUHR. 

M.  Byiand  {recruiting;  for  the  Entente).     "  Voild,  mon  brave,  doesn't  that  tempt  you  ?  " 

[May  4,  1921.] 


175 


LIGHTENING    THE    SHIP. 

"  It  is  an  ancient  Mariner 

And  he  scrappeth  one  in  five." 

— Ajler  Coleridge. 

Captain  Lloyd  George.     "  I  regret  that  I  must  ask  twenty  per  cent,  of  you  to  walk  the 
plank.     As  an  act  of  clemency  I  leave  the  selection  to  yourselves." 

[The  Government  has  issued  a  circular  to  the  Departments  ordering  them  to  make  recommendations  for  the  reduction 


of  thf-ir  cxpciiriiturc.bytwcnty  per  cent.'] 


[June  I,  1921. 


176 


THE    AXE    OF    DECONTROL. 

Mr.  Punch.     "  I'm  all  for  the  free  use  of  that  weapon  of  yours  ;    but  I  should  spare  this 

tree.     It's  worth  keeping."  • 

[June  15,  1921.] 


177 


THE    WOMAN    WITHOUT   A    DUSTER. 

Britannia  {to  George  the  Butler).     "  1  understand  that  we  have  nothing  definite  for  this 
young  person  to  do." 

Addison  (the  Maid  oj-no- particular-work).     "  Don't  mention  it.  Mum.     So  long  as  I  can 
stay_^along  o'  Mr.  George  here  and  draw  my  money  regular,  I']]  never  desert  you." 

[June  22,  1921. 


Dr.  .iddiisn  was  Minister  without  Pcrtfjlio. 
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THE    TEN-MILLION-POUND    SEAT. 

John  Bull.     "  Thank   Heaven,   that's  over.     A  very   tedious  and  costly   show  ;     and  I 
never  want  to  see  another  like  it." 

[July  6,  1921.] 


The  coal  stoppage,  lasting  three  months,  cost  the  country  many  millions  of  pounds. 


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POLITICAL   REVERSALS 

Scygeant-Major  George.     "  When  I  say  '  About  turn  !  '  you're  to  turn  about  smartly — thus.'' 
[Sir  A.  Griffith-Boscawcn,   Sir  Eric  Gcddes,  Sir  AUretl  Monti,  Sir  Hamar  Greenwood.]     [August  3,  1921.] 


TUc  Session  of  iv,>i   was  remarkable  for  clianga  in  the  Government's  agricultural,  transport,  housing  and  Irish  policies- 

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HIS    FRIEND    THE    ENEMY. 

Uncle  Sam  [to  Mr.  Lloyd  George).     "  Say,  your  man  Northcliffe  is  some  Press- agent ;   he's 
made  all  our  folk  crazy  to  welcome  you  at  Washington." 

[August  3,  1921.] 


The  Northcliffe  Press  strongly  protested  against  the  proposal  that  the  Prime  Minister  should  attend  the  Washington  Conference. 

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THE    SUPREME    SHOWMEN. 

3/.  Briand  and  Mr.  Lloyd  George  {together).     "  Cruelty  to  auimals  !     Why,  it's  all  done 

by  tact  and  kindness." 

[August  10,  1921.] 


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GUARDIANS    OF    THE    PEACE. 

M.  Briand.     "  I   am  of  opinion  that  this  is  not  the   psychological  moment   for   us   to 
intervene." 

Mr.  Lloyd  George.     "  Once  more  I  find  myself  in  cordial  agreement  with  you." 

[August  17,  1921.] 


Tlie  Entente  Powers  declined  to  intervene  in  the  struggle  between  the  Greeks  and  the  Tzirkish  Nationalists. 


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THE    READY-RECKONER, 

My.  Lloyd  George  (assirnilating  the  lesson  with  his  usual  alacrity).     "  \\'cll,  it's  very  evident 
that  if  1  want  to  win  the  Cieneral  Dlectiou  I  mustn't  be  identified  with  myself." 

[August  31,  1921.1 


riic  siuccsi  of  Aiiti-\i  Oilc  candidates  uas  the  feature  of  the  current  by-dcctiom. 


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THE    MOUNTAINEER. 


Ratepayer  [to  the  Premier).     "  I  know  you're  always  keen  on  mountains,  Sir.     Have  you 
noticed  this  one  ?  " 

[The  Premier,  after  his  visit  to  Blair  Castle,  said  he^had  been  "  greatly  pleased  with  the  magnificent  scenery  of  the 
Highlands."] 

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THE    PROBLEM    PLAY. 

Our  ercr-jcunc  I'/emiey  [conning  his  part).  "  Now  here  am  I,  a  Welshman,  look  you  : 
and  I  liaf  to  come  on  in  a  Highland  '  set,'  and  play  a  scene  in  Ivnglish — all  about  Ireland — 
with  a  Spanish-American — and  lead  up  to  a  happy  ending.  Well,  well,  I  hope  it  will  be  all 
right  on  the  niglit  !  " 

[September  14,  1921.] 


.Ml .  Lloyd  Gear gt  found  great  diffi:uUy  in  inducing  Mr.  dc  Valcra,  the  Irish  Rc[>ublican  "  President,"  to  come  into  conference. 

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WORK    FOR   ALL. 
Prime  Minister.     "  Come  on,  everybody,  and  lend  a  hand.     This  isn't  a  one-man  job  !  " 

[October  3,  1921.] 


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NAUGHT    DOING. 

Knight  of  the  Round  Table.     "  Wilt    not  rnouut  behind   aud  ride  with  me   to   slay   yon 
dragon  of  unemployment  ?  " 

Detached  Knight  of  Labour.     "  Nay.     I  will  e'en  stand  apart  and  mark  what  sorry  mess 
thou  makest  of  it." 

[October  19,  1921.] 


The  Labour  Party  in  ParUament  declined  to  assist  the  Government  proposals  Jur  dealing  with  unemplo^'tnent. 


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ALLEVIATION'S    ARTFUL    AID. 

Dr.  Lloyd  George  {to  Sufferer  from  Unemployinent  Epidemic).  "  I  don't  say  these  four  hot- 
water  bottles  will  absolutely  cure  you,  but  they  should  relieve  the  trouble  ;  and  anyhow 
they're  better  than  hot  air." 

[October  26,  1921.] 


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A   CABINET    PICTURE. 

Mr.  Lloyd  George  (to  Miss  Ulster).     "  A  leetle  too  serious,  my  dear  ;    I  want  to  see  that 
nice  smile  of  yours.     Come,  now  ;    look  at  the  pretty  dicky-bird." 

[November  i6,  1921.] 


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FOR    THIS    RELIEF    MUCH    THANKS. 

Si.  David  {supplementing  the  work  of  St.  Patrick).     "  There  goes  the  last  and  the  worst 
of  them." 

[December  14,  1921.] 


The  Agrec-ineiit  ~uilh  t'lu-  Irish  delegates  uas  signed  or.  December  bth. 

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A    TRANSPARENT    DODGE, 
Germany.     "  Help  !    Help  !     I  drown  !     Throw  me  the  life-belt  !  " 
Mr.  Lloyd  George,    i      ..  ,p         .      ^■  r    x  .. 

M.  Br  land    ...     J  ^^  standing  up  on  your  feet. 


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